A lady, keeping our highways safe

[Steve M]

hee hee, what happens when she hits a pothole?  

http://blogs.carpoint.ca/2009/06/makeup ... iving.html

[Fozzer]

...is there a model for an Electric Shaver for us Blokes...?

...and what about a Tooth Brush manipulator?.. ...!

Paul... ... ....!

[Steve M]

The comments below the article all point to "FAIL".


Here's one of them.


Posted by: C Wilson | 2009-06-19 7:44:51 AM

This ranks right up there with Homer Simpson make-up shot gun.

Homer: Now, this next one's for the ladies.
How many times have you gals been late for a high-powered business meeting,
only to realize you're not wearing make-up?
Marge: That's every woman's nightmare.
Homer: That's why I invented this revolutionary make-up gun.
It's for the woman who only has four-fifths of a second to get ready.
Close your eyes, Marge.
[Homer fires the make-up gun, which appears to be a shotgun with some containers of liquid attached,into Marge's face.
After the cloud of dust vanishes, she ends up with way too much on]
Homer: Now you're ready for a night on the town. [holds up a mirror]
Marge: [gasps] Homer! You've got it set on "whore".

[machineman9]

Safe solution:

Get up half an hour earlier, prepare anything you can in advance and keep an eye out for traffic. That, or be late or less self concious.

Weird people coming up with weird solutions to things that actually have obvious answers.

[patchz]

I'd bet a hole in a donut there's a traffic violation in there somewhere.

[TSC.]

How on earth can that be safe? I'm glad I'm not walking my son along the pavement (sidewalk) when this dozey bint rolls passed, half asleep, with her driving being way down on her priority list.

Hope she hits a pot-hole & pokes her eye out.

[Travis]

Notice that the apparatus attaches to the steering wheel.

Oh, well, if I move the wheel back and forth, I don't even have to move my head!  What a great id---

CRUNCH!!!

[commoner]

...is there a model for an Electric Shaver for us Blokes...?

...and what about a Tooth Brush manipulator?.. ...!

Paul... ... ....!

  ...mmm....Now a NOSE HAIR plucker would be SOOOO handy.....

  I just hate turning up for an important date with hairs sticking out from my nose....just so embarrassing...


...commoner... 8-)