These people are more nuttier than we are.

[Katahu]

I was playing Guild Wars online. I was in the Ascalon Arena outpost [where players congrigate] when all of a sudden I see Head Bangers dancing in their tacky costumes, a Warrior doing what looks like the Macarena and stripping to male players at the same time, as well as blonde strippers shaking their you-know-whats to the head bangers.

It's really unusual what these people do with their online characters with other people.

And I thought SimV was the nuttiest place on Earth.

Looney Tunes, I tell ya. They're all Looney Tunes.

[BFMF]

You actually admit to playing other games besides simulators.....




I'm dissapointed...

[Jared]

Gasp! Playing games instead of working on your newest car?  :(

lol.....

[Katahu]

You actually admit to playing other games besides simulators.....




I'm dissapointed...

I know. I'm ashamed.



But at least I revealed that SimV has a rival: The Nut House of Guild Wars. We must rally our troops to regain our title as the craziest place on Eearth.

Oh wait, those people have magic powers. We only have planes. Ozzy, can you help?

[H]

That just means we have a different means to change our plane of existence .

[Omag 2.0]

Let's see what their "magic powers" will do against our tactical squad army, exsisting out of of Ozzy, Hagar, Fozzer, Katahu, Heretic, Paz, Steve-O.

But then again... female, blonde strippers may be a serious treath against our troops...

[ATI_7500]

Let's see what their "magic powers" will do against our tactical squad army, exsisting out of of Ozzy, Hagar, Fozzer, Katahu, Heretic, Paz, Steve-O.

Hm, consisting of a BoB pilot, an imperial army officer, a motorbike nut, a syringe-waving medic, a beer-addicted barbarian, a metalhead and a quick change artist?

But then again... female, blonde strippers may be a serious treath against our troops...

I have a g/f,so strippers won't impress me...

[Omag 2.0]

Hm, consisting of a BoB pilot, an imperial army officer, a motorbike nut, a syringe-waving medic, a beer-addicted barbarian, a metalhead and a quick change artist?

Ok, Ozzy will drop the team over occupied territory, Hagar will work out the drop velocity and needed speed-breaking measures, Fozzer will drive the group out of the drop-plane, Katahu will inject the needed painkillers after the slight miscalculations by Hagar ( darned metric system!), Heretic will feed beer to the troops to get them going again without to much thinking, Paz will lead the direct attack and while Paz performs his first wave of attack, Steve-o will transform the other members into bushes to allow them to charge the enemy unseen from the back... Sounds like a plan to me!

sincerely, Sgt Omag... feeling a slight head-ache comming on, so I'll monitor you guys from HQ!

[Hagar]

[quote]Ok, Ozzy will drop the team over occupied territory, Hagar will work out the drop velocity and needed speed-breaking measures, Fozzer will drive the group out of the drop-plane, Katahu will inject the needed painkillers after the slight miscalculations by Hagar ( darned metric system!), Heretic will feed beer to the troops to get them going again without to much thinking, Paz will lead the direct attack and while Paz performs his first wave of attack, Steve-o will transform the other members into bushes to allow them to charge the enemy unseen from the back... Sounds like a plan to me!

sincerely, Sgt Omag... feeling a slight head-ache comming on, so I'll monitor you guys from HQ!

[TacitBlue]

Hey if you guys need a "security expert" I'm your man!

[Souichiro]

I'll build a defence wall if needed

[ATI_7500]

Tacit's task is recon...using some ultrasecret experimental drones and stuff.

Ben & Ben will work behind enemy lines - controversial debates and continuous preaching.

Ramos...hmm....wardrums.

James & Jimbo...spearheads?

Omag...well...propaganda,eh?

Dave & Kevin (along with their wives) are responsible for a steady supply of the front troops with food & beer.

Pete - commander in chief.

Felix & H, with their rhetorical skills, could defend our actions in front of politicians or the press.

CraigL - statistics department.

[Omag 2.0]

As propaganda-minister, I'm proud to plagiate the following:

"Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duty, and so bear ourselves, that if Simviation lasts for a thousand years, men will still say, 'This was their finest hour. And the voluptuous women will say, 'They were mighty sexy while they were at it!'"


"CHAAAAAAARGE!"

[TacitBlue]

Finally, I get a chance to use those secret stealth drones. And everyone said I was crazy for building those.

[Katahu]

I'll get started on my secret chemical project, if you like.

*Katahu runs back into the high-security vault and begins research*