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Re: Crime Scene Investigation, (CSI), Fact or Fict

Postby Fozzer » Wed Sep 07, 2005 8:21 am

You will not squeez yourself out of this one Mark! I've hired a gorgeous female to retrieve some of Fozzers DNA in curly-form. retrieval device... a set of tweezers... target... anywhere from the body. Bikini-wax mr. Fozzer?

I Myself on the otherhand, have retrieved a saliva-sample from the merlin-engine you've "hugged" on your last trip to the UK.

Now we'll finally find out the truth! Is Fozzer the biological father or mother of Ozzy? BwhahaBWAHAHAGAAAAA!  ;D



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Re: Crime Scene Investigation, (CSI), Fact or Fict

Postby ozzy72 » Wed Sep 07, 2005 11:51 am

Any of my saliva samples will be so ridden with cider as to be useless ;D You'll find I'm closely related to an apple tree ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Crime Scene Investigation, (CSI), Fact or Fict

Postby TacitBlue » Wed Sep 07, 2005 1:13 pm

Why not combine their DNA and create Fozzy? A Spitfire flying, Motorcycle riding, cooking, school teacher who likes Cessna 152s.
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Re: Crime Scene Investigation, (CSI), Fact or Fict

Postby Souichiro » Wed Sep 07, 2005 1:22 pm

Why not combine their DNA and create Fozzy? A Spitfire flying, Motorcycle riding, cooking, school teacher who likes Cessna 152s.


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Re: Crime Scene Investigation, (CSI), Fact or Fict

Postby Hai Perso Coyone? » Wed Sep 07, 2005 1:33 pm

Real it is...I've seen it alot of times on Discovery...
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Re: Crime Scene Investigation, (CSI), Fact or Fict

Postby Fozzer » Wed Sep 07, 2005 1:58 pm

Real it is...I've seen it alot of times on Discovery...
Cheers Paul,
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...have you ever tried doing "it", like they do it on the Discovery Channel.... ;)... ;)... ;)... ;D...?

LOL...!

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Re: Crime Scene Investigation, (CSI), Fact or Fict

Postby Hai Perso Coyone? » Wed Sep 07, 2005 2:02 pm


...have you ever tried doing "it", like they do it on the Discovery Channel.... ;)... ;)... ;)... ;D...?

LOL...!

Paul


Ahhhh....I wish ;D ;D ;D

Not saying that I wanna murder someone to be able to do it...but it would be interesting to see 8) ::)
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Re: Crime Scene Investigation, (CSI), Fact or Fict

Postby Hai Perso Coyone? » Wed Sep 07, 2005 2:04 pm


...have you ever tried doing "it", like they do it on the Discovery Channel.... ;)... ;)... ;)... ;D...?

LOL...!

Paul


Which also reminds me of a song...goes something like "You and me baby me nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do it on Discovery Channel"...I am forgetting the artiste... ;D ;D
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Re: Crime Scene Investigation, (CSI), Fact or Fict

Postby ozzy72 » Wed Sep 07, 2005 2:04 pm

have you ever tried doing "it", like they do it on the Discovery Channel

Have you been listening to the Bloodhound Gang again Foz? ;D
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Re: Crime Scene Investigation, (CSI), Fact or Fict

Postby TacitBlue » Wed Sep 07, 2005 2:05 pm

Somehow, I don't think that's what he meant. ;)
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Re: Crime Scene Investigation, (CSI), Fact or Fict

Postby Hai Perso Coyone? » Wed Sep 07, 2005 2:06 pm

Have you been listening to the Bloodhound Gang again Foz? ;D


I'm guessing that's the song I meant...in the response above yours ;D ::)
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Re: Crime Scene Investigation, (CSI), Fact or Fict

Postby Fozzer » Wed Sep 07, 2005 2:09 pm


Which also reminds me of a song...goes something like "You and me baby me nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do it on Discovery Channel"...I am forgetting the artiste... ;D ;D



That's the one, Ashar...
You got it... ;)... ;D...!

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Re: Crime Scene Investigation, (CSI), Fact or Fict

Postby TacitBlue » Wed Sep 07, 2005 2:12 pm

I didn't see Ozzy's post, so mine didn't make sense. :P
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Re: Crime Scene Investigation, (CSI), Fact or Fict

Postby Hai Perso Coyone? » Wed Sep 07, 2005 2:13 pm



That's the one, Ashar...
You got it... ;)... ;D...!

Paul..... 10/10 for Ashar... 8)...!

I knew it......but why are you listening to it Paul? ::) ;D ::)
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Re: Crime Scene Investigation, (CSI), Fact or Fict

Postby ozzy72 » Wed Sep 07, 2005 2:18 pm

'Cos it is a good album Ashar? I'm a fan, my wife got laughed at in the music shop when she asked for a copy of Hooray For Boobies which she was getting for my birthday ;D
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