You all know me...

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I can't cope with all this kicking a pigs bladder around a field, leaping upon each others backs, sucking each other, and pulling shirts over their heads, etc, when scoring a "goal", malarky..!
It drives me flippin' nuts..

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Is unbelievingly embarrassing..

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..and is yet another one of many reasons why I don't bother to buy a flippin' television licence anymore...

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...Please preserve us from "ball games"...

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LOL...!
Paul..
P.S..Craig...tell me...there's got to be more exciting things to do in life than kicking seven bells out of a pigs bladder, fer cryin' out loud...

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LOL...LOL...LOL...!
Win 8.1 64-bit. DX11. Advent Tower. Intel i7-3770 3.9 GHz 8-core. 8 GB System RAM. AMD Radeon HD 7700 1GB RAM. DVD ROM. 2 Terra Byte SATA Hard Drive. Philips 17" LCD Monitor. Saitek Cyborg X Fly-5 Joystick. ...and a Briggs and Stratton Petrol Lawn Mower.