The advantages of a modern education?

[Falcon_Six_Two]

Jared is in college. I'm in 8th grade. We're learning the same things! Very strange...

[Smoke2much]

It's Leech Ozzy, Leech

How am I supposed to defend are jenerasion wiv U spelling lyke vat?  The older jenerasions wil just sae we cant' spell ore youse apostrophes'.

Will

[ozzy72]

Sorry Will its a deliberate bad habit. My physics teacher at school was called Mr. Leach, he was a blood-sucker and its one bad habit I haven't managed to shake....
This guy was so nice he beat a girl around the head with metal lab-stool. She ended up in hospital with a fractured skull and concussion, and he was only ASKED to leave the school. No police nothing
So I'm afraid this psychological problem is here to stay
Meanwhile I'm going to watch some Weird Al videos for a giggle

Mark

[Falcon_Six_Two]

Sorry Will its a deliberate bad habit. My physics teacher at school was called Mr. Leach, he was a blood-sucker and its one bad habit I haven't managed to shake....
This guy was so nice he beat a girl around the head with metal lab-stool. She ended up in hospital with a fractured skull and concussion, and he was only ASKED to leave the school. No police nothing
So I'm afraid this psychological problem is here to stay
Meanwhile I'm going to watch some Weird Al videos for a giggle

Mark

Now, you know that's messed up.

[ozzy72]

Tell me about it Falcon, I only threaten my students. Occassionally I dream of them being fed into crocodiles feet first, but otherwise I'm quite well adjusted compared to most teachers

[Smoke2much]

Ozzy prefers to make them scream for a while.  Concussion makes them so quiet
I'm going to watch scary movie 2 - is that Weird Al Yankovitch of "Eat It" fame?

[ozzy72]

It is Will, I've just watched Eat It, Amish Paradise and Smells Like Nirvana Eat It is still my all-time favourite music video, even better than Sabrina!!!
And I like my students quiet, so I normally beat them into unconciousness!!!
Actually I'm v.fair, if they do what I ask then they get rewarded, if they annoy me then they get dropped out of the third floor window. If they can learn to fly in the next 6 seconds then they can live

[Smoke2much]

Love Weird Al.  Lust after Sabrina, I was caught leering the other day, she made it into the top 100 most annoying songs.  Or at least her large breasts did.

Sarah was very upset

[ozzy72]

Tell Sarah not to worry, Sabrina has bigger boobs than me too. But I bet mine are hairier

[Smoke2much]

I have nightmares about your breasts, I really do

[ozzy72]

Why Will, my breasts are incredibly attractive... to alsatians everywhere

[Scottler]

A disturbing story, Mark?  Sure.  But I'll bet you anything that after her release from the hospital, she did her homework every night.  So really, the point had been made.  

[eno]

[quote]A disturbing story, Mark?