My wife and I used freshly washed towels every time.
I've had to yield to a woman's biggest pet peeve. Whether the toilet seat is up or down. I always put it down now. It's that or suffer a severe pummeling...lol.
I use to argue that it's not my problem that a woman takes a flying ass leap at the throne w/o looking first. Nothing worse than a woman with her butt stuck in a toilet, especially when you can't stop laughing at her.
I've come to know the truly horrific and maniacal things a woman can come up with for pay backs. This ancient argument can probably be linked to several wars and to the reason the Amazon Women came into being....all over a toilet seat that was left up...
