FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE:

[Tug002]

FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE:

1. Money cannot buy happiness - but it's far more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle

2. Forgive your enemy - but remember the a**hole's name.

3. If you help someone when they're in trouble - they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

4. Alcohol does not solve any problems - but then, neither does milk.

5. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

Keep smiling
Tug

[yancovitch]

number 3...yes yes

[Anthindelahunt]

Four and five.
Where in the world do you find these gems.
I will have to stop reading your comedy posts Tug.
They are killing my mending ribs.

Anthin.

[Tug002]

Four and five.
Where in the world do you find these gems.
I will have to stop reading your comedy posts Tug.
They are killing my mending ribs.

Anthin.

I have a lot of them stored on my computer. Most I have acquired over the years from e-mails sent to me from friends. Every once and a while I go through them and pick some out to post here to help brighten up someones day.

Keep smiling
Tug

[Anthindelahunt]

They do help to brighten my day.Thanks.

Anthin.