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This is what we can look forward to!!

Postby Tug002 » Sun Mar 31, 2019 7:27 am

This happened at an assisted living center.

The people who lived there had small apartments, but they all ate at a central cafeteria. One morning one of the residents didn't show up for breakfast so my wife went upstairs and knocked on his door to see if everything was OK. She could hear him through the door and he said that he was running late and would be down shortly, so she went back to the dining area.

An hour later he still hadn't arrived, so she went back up towards his room, but found him on the stairs. He was coming down the stairs but was having a hard time. He had a death grip on the hand rail and seemed to have trouble getting his legs to work right.

She told him she was going to call an ambulance, but he told her no, he wasn't in any pain and just wanted to have his breakfast. So, she helped him the rest of the way down the stairs and he had his breakfast.

When he tried to return to his room, he was completely unable to get up even the first stair step, so they called an ambulance for him.

A couple of hours later she called the hospital to see how he was doing. The receptionist there said he was fine, he just had both of his legs in one side of his boxer shorts.

I'm sending this to my children so that they don't sell the house before they know all the facts.

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Re: This is what we can look forward to!!

Postby Roypcox » Sun Mar 31, 2019 8:37 am

Now Tug that's just downright funny, thanks pal I needed that for sure!!! Roy
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Re: This is what we can look forward to!!

Postby Flying Trucker » Sun Mar 31, 2019 9:44 am

:lol: :clap: :think: :whistle:
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Re: This is what we can look forward to!!

Postby Anthindelahunt » Sun Mar 31, 2019 4:25 pm

Brilliant. :lol: :lol: :lol: .

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Re: This is what we can look forward to!!

Postby Shadowcaster » Tue Apr 02, 2019 1:49 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

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Re: This is what we can look forward to!!

Postby Anthindelahunt » Tue Apr 02, 2019 2:12 pm

I'll drink to that.

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Re: This is what we can look forward to!!

Postby Fozzer » Tue Apr 02, 2019 2:50 pm

Hello Tug!

It's a bugger getting old and forgetful!... :oops: ...!

I've sewn tags on my socks; "L" and "R", so I remember to put them on the correct foot when I get out of bed in the morning.

I do the same with my underpants, marked; "F" and "B", so I don't suffer a little accident in the Toilet.

...I'm just hoping I can still remember my Alphabet now... :( ...!

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Re: This is what we can look forward to!!

Postby A Hobbit » Tue Apr 02, 2019 3:39 pm

Did the tag thing, don't laugh it works. Until you forget which foot is which...Indelible marker will fix that. Wife does a touch up each week and I'm good to go :lol:
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Re: This is what we can look forward to!!

Postby napamule » Tue Apr 02, 2019 5:20 pm

Same thing happen to this old guy that lives next door. He tagged everything. His wife, trying to be helpful, took a sharpie and maked 'R' and 'L' on his feet. But it was HER right and HER left so everything he puts on is backwards now (hehe). :lol:
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