The Wedding Ceremony

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The Wedding Ceremony

Postby Tug002 » Fri Nov 09, 2018 11:40 am

The wedding ceremony came to the point where the minister asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom.
The moment of utter silence was broken when a beautiful young woman carrying a child stood up. She starts walking slowly towards the minister.
The congregation was aghast - you could almost hear a pin drop.
The groom's jaw dropped as he stared in at the approaching young woman and child.
Chaos ensued.
The bride threw the bouquet into the air and burst out crying.
Then the groom's mother fainted.
The best men started giving each other looks and wondering how to save the situation.
The minister asked the woman, "Can you tell us, why you came forward? What do you have to say?"
There was absolute silence in the church.
The woman replied, "We can't hear you in the back."

Keep smiling
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Re: The Wedding Ceremony

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Re: The Wedding Ceremony

Postby Flying Trucker » Fri Nov 09, 2018 4:34 pm

:clap: :dance: :violin: :whistle:
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Re: The Wedding Ceremony

Postby akoyeh » Fri Nov 09, 2018 5:52 pm

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Seems a learned habit of many humans to assume the worst but still hope for the best.

Very funny, thanks again for the laughing, Tug.
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Re: The Wedding Ceremony

Postby yancovitch » Sat Nov 10, 2018 1:11 am

:D :D
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Re: The Wedding Ceremony

Postby Hawkeye07 » Sat Nov 10, 2018 1:56 pm

akoyeh wrote:.
Seems a learned habit of many humans to assume the worst but still hope for the best.
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Ain't that the truth! I've gone through flak city more than once because of that nasty little habit. :!:

Very funny joke though. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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