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"Trust me. This will work!...."

Postby Fozzer » Fri Sep 11, 2015 2:31 am

http://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/news/ari ... re-7624980

...and it did.

One less idiot in Arizona!

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P.S.... I must remember to avoid the residents of Phoenix during my Route 66 Sim Flights.... :lol: ...!
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Re: "Trust me. This will work!...."

Postby Jetranger » Fri Sep 11, 2015 4:03 am

don't know qabout these 25 yrs. old and under kids these days, they act totally clueless, naïve about everything,,, ridlicious !!
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Postby Tug002 » Fri Sep 11, 2015 5:00 am

:shock: Its sad to think that anyone would do something that stupid :?
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Postby Fozzer » Fri Sep 11, 2015 9:21 am

Tug002 wrote::shock: Its sad to think that anyone would do something that stupid :?
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Tug.... :D

Give a Bloke a gun**, and you can guarantee he will do something stupid with it....

...its part of their Gene Pool*...

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** Fortunately, we don't get many of that variety over here.... :dance:....!
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Postby ozzy72 » Fri Sep 11, 2015 10:14 am

Alcohol and guns don't mix, ever! That's why the army is sober in combat, and off its face on leave ;-)
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Postby Tug002 » Fri Sep 11, 2015 12:06 pm

Fozzer wrote:
Tug002 wrote::shock: Its sad to think that anyone would do something that stupid :?
Keep smiling
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Tug.... :D

Give a Bloke a gun**, and you can guarantee he will do something stupid with it....

...its part of their Gene Pool*...

Paul.... ;) ...!

* http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... =gene+pool

** Fortunately, we don't get many of that variety over here.... :dance:....!


I guess I have been quite lucky as I have been around and using guns since I was about 12 years old and have never shot myself yet :D although I always have had respect for all weapons and what they can do, guess that I am the odd one here as a lot of people shoot themselves every year with guns that are not loaded. :shock: Never have been able to figure out how you kill yourself with an empty chamber :?: Oh yes....I really liked the link for the urbandictionary, very enlightening :lol:

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Postby OldAirmail » Fri Sep 11, 2015 6:03 pm

I don't see it as an accident. This is stupidity, through and through.

I also don't see a negative aspect here.
Dum ass puts gun to head and pulls trigger. The world is a better place.




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He has them on open display in the den where we play.

We were both 9-10 years olds when we met.

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Postby Webb » Fri Sep 11, 2015 9:01 pm

Dad should have been teaching the kids how to use the guns safely.

I got a BB gun when I was a little older than Ralphie and a .22 a couple of years after that.

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I'm still alive many more years later because there are two basic rules of gun ownership:

Always assume a gun is loaded.

Never point a gun at anything you don't intend to kill.
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Postby Tug002 » Sat Sep 12, 2015 4:54 am

Webb wrote:
Always assume a gun is loaded.

Never point a gun at anything you don't intend to kill.


Words to "Live" by. My father taught me the same way too :clap:

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Re: "Trust me. This will work!...."

Postby Apex » Sat Sep 12, 2015 6:28 am

In all the years that I've owned a rifle, I've never talked about it nor shown it to friends. But if was going to do so, for whatever reason, I would unload it in front of whoever first, then check the magazine to be sure there's nothing in the firing chamber, then point it at the ceiling, unlock the safety, and pull the trigger while pointing it upward. "OK, it's not loaded, here, take a look." That's actually what I do when I clean it, all steps to insure no accidents occur while I'm cleaning it.

Just common sense. And like Webb said, always assume it's loaded, and never point it unless you intend to use it.

Long ago, when we wuz little kids, one father broke out his .45 revolvers and closely supervised a shooting session. There we were, 8 years old or so, firing .45's that were like cannons to us. But he was super careful, held the guns in our hands until we were ready to fire, pointed them for us, and told us to just stay still after pulling the trigger and not re-point the gun. We only did this on one occasion, that father's wife wasn't too good with this, and the .45's were single action cowboy revolvers, sorta like antiques, the father didn't want to fire them too often. It was my first lesson in gun handling. We never bothered with guns again, simply because we didn't have any.

Those .45's are now in the possession of that father's son. I never saw again.
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Postby Apex » Sat Sep 12, 2015 6:32 am

Hmm, remembered something here. Sorta reminds me of a story I read once in some small local newspaper, so no telling if true, but the story went, some guy had the habit of keeping a loaded handgun right by the phone on his nightstand, one night while he's sleeping the phone rings, and, well, he answered the gun instead.
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Postby expat » Sat Sep 12, 2015 9:31 am

Famous last words, "hold my beer and watch this"................ :roll:

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