Moses, Jesus and..........

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Moses, Jesus and..........

Postby Shadowcaster » Sun Sep 06, 2015 2:52 am

.................an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and lands in the water trap. Moses parts the water and chips the ball onto the green. Jesus steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and lands in the water trap. Jesus just walks on the water and chips the ball onto the green. The old man steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and heads for the water trap. But, just before it falls into the water, a fish jumps up and grabs the ball in its mouth. As the fish is falling back down into the water, an eagle swoops down and grabs the fish in its claws. The eagle flies over the green where a lightning bolt shoots from the sky and barely misses it. Startled, the eagle drops the fish. When the fish hits the ground, the ball pops out of its mouth and rolls into the hole for a hole-in-one. Jesus then turns to the old man and says, "Dad, if you don’t stop fooling around, we won’t bring you next time."
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Re: Moses, Jesus and..........

Postby Fozzer » Sun Sep 06, 2015 2:59 am

...Wonderful...!!.... :lol: ... :lol: ...!

The sort of "Religion" I like!.... :lol: ...!

Holy Moses!

Paul.... :lol: ... :lol: ... :lol: ...!
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Re: Moses, Jesus and..........

Postby Tug002 » Sun Sep 06, 2015 4:51 am

:lol: :lol: That was great.:lol: :lol:

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Re: Moses, Jesus and..........

Postby ozzy72 » Sun Sep 06, 2015 5:08 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Moses, Jesus and..........

Postby Webb » Sun Sep 06, 2015 6:42 pm

Technically there is no such thing as a water trap. It is a water hazard.

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