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Postby Romulus111VADT » Sun Nov 09, 2014 4:43 pm

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Re: Understanding Women

Postby boromir125 » Sun Nov 09, 2014 5:43 pm

AMEN!!!!
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Re: Understanding Women

Postby Anthindelahunt » Sun Nov 09, 2014 8:36 pm

And a Triple Amen to your Amen.
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Re: Understanding Women

Postby Hawkeye07 » Sun Nov 09, 2014 9:57 pm

"Understanding women" isn't that an oxymoron? Kind of like "military intelligence" and "business ethics"? :think:



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Re: Understanding Women

Postby Anthindelahunt » Sun Nov 09, 2014 10:04 pm

Probably.

BTW sorry for putting you off your meal the other day lol.

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Re: Understanding Women

Postby Hawkeye07 » Sun Nov 09, 2014 10:30 pm

Anthindelahunt wrote:Probably.

BTW sorry for putting you off your meal the other day lol.

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Re: Understanding Women

Postby Anthindelahunt » Sun Nov 09, 2014 10:34 pm

That is Hilarius!. I wish I had not brought that up. I am
now hitting a slug of Jameson Irish.

Oh my what a vision!

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Re: Understanding Women

Postby PhantomTweak » Sun Nov 09, 2014 11:04 pm

I wish I had not brought that up :confusion-seeingstars:
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I most sincerely do also!

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I'm going to have my lovely wife pour me into bed. I may fall off the floor...

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Re: Understanding Women

Postby Anthindelahunt » Sun Nov 09, 2014 11:48 pm

I have already fall on the floor. Not really,
a glass of Vino Collapso Rouge, aka Chateau Cardbord
shoul do the trick.

The mind shudders. Sounds a bit like me.

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