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Marriage is like a deck of cards

Postby Hawkeye07 » Sat Jul 05, 2014 12:48 am

BEFORE CONTINUING ON MAKE SURE YOUR WIFE IS NOT READING OVER YOUR SHOULDER.

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Re: Marriage is like a deck of cards

Postby Hawkeye07 » Sat Jul 05, 2014 12:51 am

The wife and I were looking through a knick knack shop today when I spotted this sign.

Marriage is like a deck of cards.
At first all you need is two Hearts and a Diamond.
towards the end you wish you had a Club and a Spade.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Marriage is like a deck of cards

Postby H » Sat Jul 05, 2014 1:57 am

Hawkeye07 wrote:BEFORE CONTINUING ON MAKE SURE YOUR WIFE IS NOT READING OVER YOUR SHOULDER....
OR YOU'LL BE DECKED.

One is dealt what one is dealt...


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Re: Marriage is like a deck of cards

Postby Fozzer » Sat Jul 05, 2014 2:43 am

In two attempts, I never did turn up Trumps!

A bad Deal, both times... :( ...!

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Re: Marriage is like a deck of cards

Postby OldAirmail » Sat Jul 05, 2014 7:01 am

That was short, sweet, and hilarious. :lol:
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Re: Marriage is like a deck of cards

Postby Bass » Sat Jul 05, 2014 9:09 am

I always stays with my queens, esp Queen of spade.....
Maybe i'm doing something wrong :think:
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Re: Marriage is like a deck of cards

Postby expat » Sat Jul 05, 2014 11:25 am

Are there any jokers in that deck...... :shock:

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Re: Marriage is like a deck of cards

Postby mustangaroo » Sat Jul 05, 2014 4:19 pm

On wife number 3 so to speak. Marriage is like cards....but the game of WAR comes to mind. :shock:
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Re: Marriage is like a deck of cards

Postby Hawkeye07 » Sat Jul 05, 2014 4:57 pm

expat wrote:Are there any jokers in that deck...... :shock:

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Perhaps an unemployed, worthless, parasite brother's-in-law? :angry-cussingblack:
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Re: Marriage is like a deck of cards

Postby H » Sun Jul 06, 2014 1:39 am

expat wrote:Are there any jokers in that deck......
frequently, and the dealer; the deck is stacked and you won't hold the aces.


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Re: Marriage is like a deck of cards

Postby expat » Sun Jul 06, 2014 2:22 am

Hawkeye07 wrote:
expat wrote:Are there any jokers in that deck...... :shock:

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Perhaps an unemployed, worthless, parasite brother's-in-law? :angry-cussingblack:



Yes, you get to choose your friends, but are screwed when it comes to your relatives............. :?

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