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Just for laughs

Postby Tug002 » Sat May 03, 2014 3:06 pm

Moose Hunt

Two moose hunters named Stosh and Thad, hired a pilot to fly them into the Canadian wilderness, where they managed to bag two big Bull Moose.

As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane could take only the hunters, their gear and one Moose.

The hunters objected, saying, "Last year we shot two, and the pilot let us take them both...and he had exactly the same airplane as yours."

Reluctantly the pilot, not wanting to be outdone by another bush pilot, gave in and everything was loaded.

However, even under full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load, and went down, crashing in the wooded wilderness.

Somehow, surrounded by the moose, clothing and sleeping bags, Stosh and Thad survived the crash.

After climbing out of the wreckage, Thad asked Stosh, "Any idea where we are?"

Stosh replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."

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Re: Just for laughs

Postby Steve M » Sat May 03, 2014 3:16 pm

:lol: Nice!
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Re: Just for laughs

Postby OldAirmail » Sat May 03, 2014 8:17 pm

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
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Re: Just for laughs

Postby papituwall » Sun May 04, 2014 2:44 am

<<v :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
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Re: Just for laughs

Postby Flying Trucker » Sun May 04, 2014 11:32 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: ...that is an oldie... ;)
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Re: Just for laughs

Postby Hawkeye07 » Sun May 04, 2014 8:33 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: Never get tired of the classics!
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