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I occasionally open my trusty purse, release the spiders and butterflies out, and treat myself to various prezzies every now and again!... :-*...!
My hand-me-down-printer from one of my lads; "This is for you, Dad X", was an old HP 670C Inkjet Printer, which although it was had inkjet mechanism, sounded more like a dot-matrix printer, as it scanned, line-line-line, and vibrated itself slowly off the table!
I only use printers for printing instruction manuals, (Chord Charts*), etc, with black ink, so it did the job perfectly in Windows XP, ......until I installed Win 7, then my problems started...

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...no Windows 7 HP Drivers for my old HP printer, so it wasn't recognised in Win 7, and wouldn't work....only print pages of gobbaldy-gook....
...so much for Windows Plug 'n Play!...

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*To save myself buying a Chord Chart Book from the music shop for my new Ukulele, I bought my new "WINDOWS 7" Printer, and printed what I wanted off the Internet!
Win 8.1 64-bit. DX11. Advent Tower. Intel i7-3770 3.9 GHz 8-core. 8 GB System RAM. AMD Radeon HD 7700 1GB RAM. DVD ROM. 2 Terra Byte SATA Hard Drive. Philips 17" LCD Monitor. Saitek Cyborg X Fly-5 Joystick. ...and a Briggs and Stratton Petrol Lawn Mower.