Upgrade Help

I'm the last person you'd expect to need help with upgrades (or need an upgrade at all), but here I am.
I'm looking for a good joystick. It's main use will be for fs2004, but it must work (well) with other (not necessiarily flying) games.
Price isn't really a problem for me, but I do have some requirements.
-It must use USB. I don't have any ports available unless there is such a thing as a firewire joystick.
-It was must be small. <---Big issue
I don't have a lot of room for a joystick becuase my entire room is filled with moniters, tv's, computers, workstations, servers, projectors, surround sound speakers, etc. Any space I do have is reserved for my workspace (like assembling comps, etc.)
-It must be wireless. I have too many wires from ethernet (I don't like wireless networks) to optical fiber.
-It must use USB power. I don't think i have an extra outlet and if I did, i will probably use it for a new peice of equiment very soon. Yes, I have extension cords, but again, they will probably get used up by other stuff.
Thanks in advance for any help.
I'm looking for a good joystick. It's main use will be for fs2004, but it must work (well) with other (not necessiarily flying) games.
Price isn't really a problem for me, but I do have some requirements.
-It must use USB. I don't have any ports available unless there is such a thing as a firewire joystick.
-It was must be small. <---Big issue
I don't have a lot of room for a joystick becuase my entire room is filled with moniters, tv's, computers, workstations, servers, projectors, surround sound speakers, etc. Any space I do have is reserved for my workspace (like assembling comps, etc.)
-It must be wireless. I have too many wires from ethernet (I don't like wireless networks) to optical fiber.
-It must use USB power. I don't think i have an extra outlet and if I did, i will probably use it for a new peice of equiment very soon. Yes, I have extension cords, but again, they will probably get used up by other stuff.
Thanks in advance for any help.