...your lovely n-Vidia Ge-Force 4 Ti 2400 64 Mb DDR AGP graphics card decides to go belly-up... :'(..!
My monitor was showing all sort of hiccups, random colourful flashing, and spots on the screen, (a bit like the acne on your face)... :-[..!
It had been doing this for a week or more until this morning, when after racing down stairs in my 'jamas, and switching the computer on, I was confronted with a flash and a puff of smoke and a strong smell of burning from my graphics card, (I have a desktop arrangement with the lid off, so I can instantly spot nasty things happening)... :o..!
After realising it was not a magic Genie appearing in my 'puter case, within 3 seconds a couple of chips, (voltage regulators?), unsoldered themselves, with the heat from the card due to a fault, and dropped off, (not my 'jamas!)... ::)..
(I burnt my finger removing the card, ouch..).
I replaced it with my trusty 3DFX Voodoo 3 3000 PCI graphics card, (good old 3DFX), which got me going again for a while... ;)..!
I then popped off to the local computer supermarket, (PC World), and replaced it with a n-Vidia 5600 FX 128 Meg DDR AGP card, (more memory), looks cool, I thought...(bad move)... >:(..!
Popped it in the AGP slot in the 'puter, which didn't recognise it as an AGP card, neither did the drivers which came with it, and the manual showed a completely different card altogether.... >:(.. >:(..!
"Stuff this", I thought, (as you do)...
So... Back to the 'puter mall, slapped it on the counter, (the card :-X..!), as you do when you've just bought something which is completly naff, and doesn't work like it says on the box....
Exlained all the the problems to the "computer expert" behind the counter.
"Sorry, Sir", he says dreamily, (like they do).... :)..!
"Right", I says, "how about replacing it with another lovely Ge-Force 4 Ti 2400 64 Mb DDR super-dooper card, because apart from the recent explosion, my other one has worked fine"... ;)..?
"..and you can stuff this one where the sun don't shine..."... >:(...!
"Suit you, Sir, will do...", he says, with a big smile...!
So..
After kicking him in the nuts, (as you do), for selling me a load of duff kit in the first place, and costing me loads of money in petrol replacing it, I duly raced back home.
Popped my lovely NEW n-Vidia Ge-Force 4 Ti 2400 64 Mb DDR card into my AGP slot, (which is quite painless!), I fired up my puter, installed the drivers, no problemo, big smile...

All back to normal again, all the sliders at the max in FS 2004, (or FS9 as some call it)... ::)..!
Sorted...
...I just hope that this card lasts longer than the guarantee expiriry date, (which of course it wont, 'cos they put a timer on them which times out in 11 months 30 days 59 minutes and 59 seconds..)... ???..!
..then after the inevitable explosion we go through this bleedin' rigmarole all over again...

LOL...LOL...LOL...!
Cheers all...
Paul.
By the way, the lubbly-jubbly, super-dooper, n-Vidia Ge-Force 4 Ti 2400 64 Mb DDR graphics card now costs a mere