Well, the first things I will be doing when I finally get the update are as follows:
1) Take a trip down the Grand Canyon.
2) Visit the Arizona memorial at Pearl Harbour.
3) Go sight-seeing at Niagara Falls.
4) Check out my own city (Gloucester) to see if there is anything I can recognise.
5) See how they are getting on with the repairs at Fukushima and Chernobyl.
6) Try to find the Loch Ness monster.
I don’t hold out much hope for the last one, but I expect to see a marked improvement in the others – I’ll let you know.
For the time being, I'll keep holding my nose!