Here I Is!

[erufle]

I have been utilizing the downloads section at Simviation for years but have never visited the forums. I have a few quick questions:

How long until our probation is up?

Are we allowed to act like ourselves here? I mean, its hard to tell if I am an idiot or an intellect most of the time.

Since you allow Dirtman and Tango Romeo here the place must not have too high a standard. Is it alright if I revisit once in a while? Don't feel you have to say yes. I have been kicked out of a lot of nice joints.

Do our avatars have to have a url? Can't we just upload one? If so how?

Thanks in advance for your replies. And remember, its not nice to kick old dogs to the side  of the road.

[Tango_Romeo]

[quote]I have been utilizing the downloads section at Simviation for years but have never visited the forums. I have a few quick questions:

How long until our probation is up?  I been here since CFS and don't remember.

Are we allowed to act like ourselves here? I mean, its hard to tell if I am an idiot or an intellect most of the time.  Normally, yes, but in your case, you need to hold it down...someone might take you seriously.

Since you allow Dirtman and Tango Romeo I resemble that. here the place must not have too high a standard. Is it alright if I revisit once in a while? Don't feel you have to say yes. I have been kicked out of a lot of nice joints.

Do our avatars have to have a url? Can't we just upload one? If so how?  [glow=yellow,2,300]Use the Upload Images link at the top of the page.  The resulting link you get can be pasted into the avatar blank in your profile.[/glow]

Thanks in advance for your replies. And remember, its not nice to kick old dogs to the side

[Dirtman]

Oh Crap .... there goes the neighborhood .... again.

Hey Ed ... the newest guy always buys the beer around here ... and when everyone is totally wasted ...... then yer allowed to have an avatar!

[ShaneG_old]

I have been utilizing the downloads section at Simviation for years but have never visited the forums.

Welcome to the forums!

[Dirtman]

I have been utilizing the downloads section at Simviation for years but have never visited the forums.

Welcome to the forums!

[H]

[quote]Welcome to the forums!

[erufle]

[quote][quote]Welcome to the forums!

[erufle]

Am I banned yet?

[ShaneG_old]

Am I banned yet?

You're not trying hard enough yet.

[erufle]

Good things about Wichita:

1. The mountains of Colorado are 10 hours away.

2. The Texas coastline is 10 hours away

3. The Ozarks of Mossouri (how do spell it?) and Arkansas are 6 hours away.

4. Its not in Nebraska, Oklahoma, or Kanada

5. Dirtman is 16 hours away. No I haven't driven it but I fly my P51 over his virtual domicile everyday and bomb it with canisters filled with fresh horse manure.

6. Finally, I just bought a big brand new home for $205,000 that would have cost me $500,000 in Michigan, probably a million in New York or California. Not only is my standard of living extremely high, even though I am a lowly teacher, but I can afford to vacation in all of the above mentioned places several time per year.

I just wanted you to know all of this because I have lived elsewhere. My two years in East Lansing proved to me there really is no place like home.

Oh yea, missed one:

7. Its so hot here in the summer time the girls run around with little on and they all gets so tanned . . . oh yea!

[Tango_Romeo]

Ed, don't forget that the pheasant hunting in Centralia, KS is magnificent, as are the 300 folks who live there....even though they rode you out of town on a rail.  ::)

And the warden at Leavenworth said he didn't want to see you within 100 miles of his facility ever again.  ;D

[erufle]

Yep! And its really fun hunting dear with six-50 calibers in a p51. No mountains to ruin yer aim.

[H]

It's so hot here in the summer time the girls run around with little on and they all gets so tanned . . .

[color=#003300]Not surprising, being south of Nebraska... where I once put a carton of milk on the counter after finding the power had been off all night, making it warmer in the refrigerator than outside. Within 1