PLEASE could we have a NEW FORUM for

[krigl]

Avocet molesting
Bacon
Cacti-fancying
Deuterium
Ediacarian lifeforms
Frightening children, ages 1 to 3
Grids and things that can be forced through them with a spoon
Hello Kitty vs Bad Batz Maru
Ironing (extreme and normal)
Javanese shadow puppetry
Kite flying
Luminosity in coral
Margerine and other edible fats
Nuns on the run
Ouagadougou
Palpable feelings of disquiet
Quetzalcoatl
Raindancing
Superstring theory
Turtle wax
Urges and how to fight them
Vapours from the nether regions
Woebegone expressions
Xerxes and his XXIII xylophones
Yapping mammals
Zebra crossings: past, present and future

[NDSP]

you forgot a few:

The History of Gum
Batman Vs Robin II
Star Wars
Yak Milking
Elephant Waxing
South African White Rhino Racing
Trojan Rabbits own personal want forum (no harsh feelings)
Ice cream Manufacturing
Butterfly and Caterpillar Racing
and Snail Jam

[ozzy72]

You've forgotten the most important (and largest) one "Ozzys Ego Forum" or "Bow down to the aviation deity and fly inverted under something big" forum

[Sir_Crashalot]

Or make it a 'real' man forum with:

The secrets of beernuts
Who to meet naked in the shower
Electric tools
What's my wife doing out of the kitchen
Real sports (not soccer or football)
Extreme sports (still not soccer or football)
Games (including soccer or football)
The wonderful world of belly button fluff
How to cut your toe nails using your Leatherman tool or Buck knife


More to come....

Crash

[flyboy 28]

What's my wife doing out of the kitchen

lmfao.

[a1]

Ear Wax
Mucus
Why we should think
What if....
Fozzer is Disturbing
What is that thing growing on my......
Bodily Odors

[eno]

We've forgotten a most important one ....... Toe nail clipping collection.

I also think we need one for .... Judging one's health according to the colour of your poo.

[john_uk]

What's my wife doing out of the kitchen

oh come on, thats essential!!!!
can just imagine it, every married bloke saying, she's out of the kitchen, yet my beer glass is still empty!

[krigl]

I am utterly convinced of the necessity of all of these......  ;D

[Sir_Crashalot]

More ideas:

A 'watching paint dry' forum
A 'dynamite demolition' forum
A 'fishing with explosives' forum
A 'how to annoy the mods without getting banned' forum
A 'how to deal with an empty fridge' forum
A 'stupid forum proposals' forum.........

Crash

[Immelman]

There are two of these ideas that are must-haves:

A 'how to annoy the mods without getting banned' forum
and
Ironing (exteme and normal)

[krigl]

There are two of these ideas that are must-haves:

A 'how to annoy the mods without getting banned' forum
and
Ironing (exteme and normal)

I think the whole site acts as the first forum

[Souichiro]

May I suggest a Paris Hilton section? Seems she's getting to much attention here anyways....

[Cessna93]

A forum for smiliey spamming.

[Fozzer]

A forum for smiliey spamming.

NAH...!

You would never know if I was in a happy mood, sad mood, comical mood, angry mood, serious mood, daft mood, curious mood, confident mood, etc., etc..... ....

It's the only way to convey your emotions at the time of Posting a text message to prevent confusion, and conflict... ....

...trust me... ...!

Paul... ...!