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Re: Is it allowed?

Postby Fozzer » Sun Mar 04, 2007 12:39 pm

Fozzer walks in, spreads some Genital Marmalade onto hot, buttered toast and walks out again...

...munching on the bits... :)...!

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Re: Is it allowed?

Postby Sir_Crashalot » Sun Mar 04, 2007 2:27 pm

Crash walks in

Crash gives Fozzer a toothpick

Crash walks out

Crash vomits outside because of what Fozzer just ate.....

Crash ;)
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Re: Is it allowed?

Postby Fozzer » Sun Mar 04, 2007 4:03 pm

Crash walks in

Crash gives Fozzer a toothpick

Crash walks out

Crash vomits outside because of what Fozzer just ate.....

Crash ;)


..you cant beat an extra bit of protien in your Orange Marmalade, Crash...

...trust me... ;)...!

Paul...just eating the tooth-pick for added nutrients (wood)... 8-)...!
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Re: Is it allowed?

Postby Hagar » Sun Mar 04, 2007 4:20 pm

Marmalade without the bits in is called jam. 8-) ;)

PS. Jelly for our mates across the water. :P
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Re: Is it allowed?

Postby Akula. » Tue Mar 06, 2007 12:00 pm

im in UK and i call it jelly...

But I did spend 3 years as a child in america.

meh...
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Re: Is it allowed?

Postby ozzy72 » Tue Mar 06, 2007 1:26 pm

Fozz is pubic hair classed as organic dental floss? ;D
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Re: Is it allowed?

Postby NDSP » Tue Mar 06, 2007 7:58 pm

* Heatnyc918 walks in..... closes eyes... runs out .... and identifies plane coming in on approach at local airport once opens eyes.

* Heatnyc918 walks in... gets some free food, spits food out when see's Fozzer..... closes eyes... runs out.. and cycle continues
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Re: Is it allowed?

Postby a1 » Mon Mar 12, 2007 12:06 am

a1 walks in_shudders

a1 runs out

a1 puts soap in eyes

a1 covering genitals  :P
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Re: Is it allowed?

Postby pete » Mon Mar 12, 2007 1:20 pm

This is not the cafe guys .....  ::)
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Re: Is it allowed?

Postby Akula. » Mon Mar 12, 2007 4:10 pm

yeah, guys, not the cafe! So take the marmalade back to the Cafe where you bought it!  ;D
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Re: Is it allowed?

Postby Fozzer » Mon Mar 12, 2007 4:16 pm

This is not the cafe guys .....  ::)


....this is a Hardware Store... :-/...!

Try next-door... :)...!

Paul... ::)...!

Tee-Hee!...he said "Hardware"... ;D...!
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Re: Is it allowed?

Postby ozzy72 » Tue Mar 13, 2007 3:59 am

F'nar, F'nar ;D
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Re: Is it allowed?

Postby Sir_Crashalot » Tue Mar 13, 2007 5:42 am

....this is a Hardware Store... :-/...!



If so, I would like to buy some nails, board, some electric wires, a tube of superglue, a welding machine and a pair of safety goggles. Gotta build me a marmalade shelter... ehm I mean simpit.

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Re: Is it allowed?

Postby trojan rabbit » Sun May 13, 2007 10:56 am

Anyone caught doing this will be slowly lowered into a vat of boiling marmalade genitals first whilst listening to a looped tape of Spice Girls songs till they die in the agonisingly hot orangey goodness!


reverting back to teenage years :-??  how rather disturbing... :(

Ozzy, how do you come up with this???
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Re: Is it allowed?

Postby NDSP » Fri May 25, 2007 1:23 pm

Anyone caught doing this will be slowly lowered into a vat of boiling marmalade genitals first whilst listening to a looped tape of Spice Girls songs till they die in the agonisingly hot orangey goodness!


reverting back to teenage years :-??  how rather disturbing... :(

Ozzy, how do you come up with this???   Never mind, don't tell me


by the way, did you have a great grandfather named Adolf???


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