Is it allowed?

[lilley]

Fozz is pubic hair classed as organic dental floss?

Crash walks in

Crash gives Fozzer a toothpick

Crash walks out

Crash vomits outside because of what Fozzer just ate.....

Crash

..you cant beat an extra bit of protien in your Orange Marmalade, Crash...

...trust me... ...!

Paul...just eating the tooth-pick for added nutrients (wood)... 8-)...!

i missed the bit where what fozzer ate was marmalade but the rind in it was other peoples genitals.....

Sorry guys but thats just wrong! Hilarious but wrong by all standards!!!!!

James

[spitfire boy]

Anyone caught doing this will be slowly lowered into a vat of boiling marmalade genitals first whilst listening to a looped tape of Spice Girls songs till they die in the agonisingly hot orangey goodness!

Understood, Sir

You really ought to change your paersonal text from 'the sound of a mig burning your face' to 'the sound of marmalade burning your genitals'

[spitfire boy]

Anyone caught doing this will be slowly lowered into a vat of boiling marmalade genitals first whilst listening to a looped tape of Spice Girls songs till they die in the agonisingly hot orangey goodness!

Ouch!!!!!

That's for a first offense ...... We can't go into specifics about the punishments for further offenses, needless to say being lowered genitals first into hot