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Yup, just to please you, Charlie

*Ducks and run like hell!!*

Cheers Theis

Duck all you like, I'm gonna get ya...




Initial tests of the new RAF C-130M Marmalade bomber were going well

Chris how did you get hold of my new prototype?

That is the Tellytubbies version isn't it Chris?  :P

Is the marmalade heated before it's dropped?

Is the marmalade heated before it's dropped?

Indeed. It works on the boiling oil priciple.

Is the marmalade heated before it's dropped?

...and by the botties of the Loadmasters in the back...

Just 'cos you've got 2 wings to my one doesn't mean you can slag off us loadies Chris! You pilots are all prima donna tarts Honestly I don't know give 'em a couple of rings around their wrists and they think they can walk on water it is us poor bloomin' NCOs (retired in my case) that have to do all the real work.... mutter mutter curse curse

Just 'cos you've got 2 wings to my one doesn't mean you can slag off us loadies Chris! You pilots are all prima donna tarts Honestly I don't know give 'em a couple of rings around their wrists and they think they can walk on water it is us poor bloomin' NCOs (retired in my case) that have to do all the real work.... mutter mutter curse curse

I haven't got my wings yet...

But it's true, you do have to do all the work...

...pie in microwave, pie out of microwave (in the marmalade bomber at least)...

[charlie starts running]

Mr. Charlie you HORRIBLE little man etc etc! Gosh the old parade ground drill comes back easily

Mr. Charlie you HORRIBLE little man etc etc! Gosh the old parade ground drill comes back easily

Indeed. It works on the boiling oil priciple.

Only stickier!  ;D

I think dumping huge amounts of marmalade is highly dangerous.

I have heard of farmers in remote areas being hit by frozen human excrement from passenger planes.....

Imagine the damage that much frozen product could cause to small towns etc.....

True Bazza but if it took out Slough nobody would complain... least of all a certain late Poet Lauret

I thought this was the "Suggestions" for these Forums -- not the "Indigestions" for these forums.