Most humans are having heart transplants, but brain transplants are impossible: lack of brains being the culprit!! Brain atrophy is a common desease with no cure, accelerated by cell phone adiction.
I visited Huatulco bays after they introduced 5 star hotels. As is common practice in the Pacific coast of México, no sewage treatment was included. That started a Red Tide plague that no one remembered before. Since I lived in the Yucatan Gulf Coast, I was
"familiar" with Red tides: but in the Gulf area it's caused by the Sargasso algae piling up near the beach during high tide, and with the tide change, watter filters through the algae walls & traps thousand of fishes. That algae smells like some seafood is rotting, but that morning dawn we were picking up as many fishes as we could, to sell at inland markets.
So in Huatulco bays I never gave the Red Tide warning any importance, went in an inflatable raft rowing to a secluded beach, where snorkeling was 6 feet deep at the most, with pristine watter, corals and all type of sea life. We had a couple of inflated tyre cameras for resting while we observed, diving for closer looks or grab some dead shells or dead coral branches, feeding moray eels & playing with sting rays.
I noticed some isolated red jelly beans with a long hair underneath swimming at midwatter, but they were harmless. My lady companion was dark skined & when she rubbed one of those red jelly beans, it left a bluish line mark on her arm
(for three days!). We arrived at noon & when it was 5 in the afternoon we decided to row back to the main bay and have a lobster with cold beers. I had left the raft with a rock on it at the beach, well away from any tide. I started swiming to shore when I bumped into a RED WALL!! The Red jelly beans had reproduced like crazy and invaded from bottom to surface. Since I did not want my companion to turn blue
(natives get scared easily & no beer), I instructed her to remain floating atracting sharks while I fetched our raft.
One SLOW frog stroke into that red sea, another... and with the third SLOW frog stroke, all the Jelly beans started stinging with electrical discharges!! SLOWLY I receded back to clear watters, and started searching along the red wall for an option. I was not in pain but my skin was itching like hell. Then, between shore rocks and the red wall, there was a clear watter channel less than 3 feet wide, with the surf pushing and pulling all the time
(an eternity of time!). The rocks were full of sleeping sea urchins to make things more interesting. I decided to have my front facing the sea urchins since they not only sting but leave those points into ones meat, and then they break!! As soon as the sea urchins felt me swiming, they moved all their spines outside for protection, half a foot long spines!! Never had I swimmed more carefully before...
After the longest time of that day I was on the beach puting the raft into the red watter and having my ankles stinged with electrical discharges. Then I rowed to rescue my lady in disstress, rowed back to the main bay & had LOTS of beer with lobster until the itching faded away. No, I did not turn blue...
