Quick joke - How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five. One to screw the bulb in, and four to talk about how much better Neil Peart could have done it.
[ba-doom, tshhh]
No, not "ba-doom, tshhh"... it's:
"ba-doom, tshh, ba-doom, tshhh, blat-bloom, bipety-boom, ba-blewmpldeyblewmpedy boom, brtatatatabudoomCRASH!
bradatatabadabidabudaboomboombuh buh CRASH!"

Even playing in a cover band that did mostly old Stones and even older stuff didn't quite cure me (even tho' I love Charlie Watts, great drummer)... it took seeing and hearing Bill Bruford's solo on the
Discipline tour to really convince me that less can really be more.

And he has the baddest rim-shot ever, IMHO.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsBRQrJ30Bw