Try explaining how you FODded the engine with a desert bush on a tanker mission.
Pilot "Well sir, I was doing a show of force!..."
Col. "A show of force??? To WHOM MIGHT I ASK!"
Pilot "Insurgents."
Col. "WTF??"
Pilot "We believed we could buy our ground forces some time if they believed us to be a bomber, so we went low to scare them back in there wholes until our forces were able to eliminate them..."
Col. "......"
Col. "Is this true Co Pilot?"
Co Pilot "Yes sir we believed it was the best strategy at the time to do our part..."
Col. "Well next time be careful, I know you had the best intention in mind. Dismissed"
In the hall way
Pilot "Holy Crap we got out of that one!"