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Tell everybody what Degenerate Hollywood Movie Star is going Bankrupt and losing their 50 million dollar mansion
Who got supposedly offended by who knows what today over the silliest insane issue
Who got Accused of something, but never actually got Convicted of anything
What supposed Miracle Drug will me you look & feel 25 years younger, just send $99.95 and they'll thrown in the famous Ginsu knife at NO extra charge !
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