Muckle Flugga, farther than you would want to go

[OldAirmail]

Wandering the world in a sim you can see many things that you'd NEVER see otherwise.

Of course, those in the UK know about Muckle Flugga, but to me it was..... um, interesting.

This lighthouse must be an Orbx only scenery because it doesn't exist in FSX.

This is Muckle Flugga in the Shetland Islands from P3d V3 (I didn't check the time of day nor the season)


And this is Muckle Flugga from P3d V4 (Notice how round the tower is?)


In any event, I'll be happy to never go out there in real life.

[OldAirmail]

You've gotta luv blind advertisements.

This is the short results for a Google search listing for Muckle Flugga in the past hour.



WOW! I can get 70% OFF on Muckle Flugga!

But you can only get the 70% off Muckle Flugga if you BUY NOW.


Me? I'm looking for a BUY 1 GET 1 FREE deal on Muckle Fluggas'.

[Anthindelahunt]

A dollar down and a dollar a week will
get you a brand new Muckle Flugga.

Anthin.

[OldAirmail]

I don't know, Anthin.

My last Muckle Flugga lasted only one year. I might move up to the New & Improved Muckle Flugga.


Of course, getting a Muckle Flugga for 70% off might make it worth while.

You don't suppose that they're selling reconditioned ones do you.

[Anthindelahunt]

Don't tell anyone but I have heard from a
source,that will not be named,that he knows
where you can get some at a really cheap price.
They fell off the back of a truck.Wink Wink,Mum
is the word.

Anthin...In stealth mode.

[OldAirmail]

I've come to a decision.

My wife can probably go a month without eating much.

If I save money that way, I can afford a new leather covered Muckle Flugga.

I might have to skip a beer, but I think that skipping her birthday present would be better. Problem solved!

[Anthindelahunt]

I think you are a very wise Hombre OAM.
Living alone down here under the world,I
think I will stick to off the back of the truck.
Our English friend.OOPS.I should not have said that,
has promised me a good deal.

Anthin.

[Anthindelahunt]

I bought it.Guess what?It coughed its
guts out.

When I opened the box,there staring me in the
face was,"A Skunk"!!!
It let out a smell to wake the dead and Karked it.

So much for my cheap Muckle Flugga.

Anthin.

[Fozzer]

I nearly got conned into buying a Flucking Mugga a while ago.... ....

...but thought better of it, and got a new air cleaner for my Motorcycle instead... ...!

Flucking adverts!.... ...!

Paul.... ... ...!

[Anthindelahunt]

I could have done with one of your Flugging
air cleaners Fozzer,when I got Le Skonk le PHEW!!!.

Anthin wearing Muckle brand gas mask...

[Fozzer]

I could have done with one of your Flugging
air cleaners Fozzer,when I got Le Skonk le PHEW!!!.

Anthin wearing Muckle brand gas mask...

I like the new word; "Flugging"..... ....!

...describing something...

...makes a change from; "Frickin' ".... ...!

Paul.... ... ... ...!

[Hawkeye07]

Muckle Flugga..........Hmmm Sounds like the successor of the Yugo. That or a Belly Dancer from Casbah.

[OldAirmail]

Muckle Flugga..........Hmmm Sounds like the successor of the Yugo. That or a Belly Dancer from Casbah.

Well.... there is a 440 pound belly dancer by the name of Muckle Flugga.

She dances for free, but insists that the event be well catered.

[Hawkeye07]

Muckle Flugga..........Hmmm Sounds like the successor of the Yugo. That or a Belly Dancer from Casbah.

Well.... there is a 440 pound belly dancer by the name of Muckle Flugga.

She dances for free, but insists that the event be well catered.

Like Elvis said..."There's a whole lot of shakin' goin' on!"

[Anthindelahunt]

There was something on the news this morning,
about a 400 pound Muckle flugga belly dancer.
She is said to have exploded!!
Autopsy revealed she consumed too much Flugging
Muckles for breakfast.

Breaking news!
It was estimated that over 100 people were knocked off their
feet by the explosion...