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Mr. Bob goes west to San Nicolas Island to see what's out there. Miss EU-SE might see some of her old friends at Naval Outlying Field. Yes, captain

Captain, I believe the PC system has infect a virus. Mr. Jose Can you find and delete viruses . Yes, captain.
It's like the old saying when it rain, it pours.

I know Mr. Jose, Disney virus: Everything in the computer goes Goofy. No, Mr. bob

Could it be Prozac virus: Screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care. No, not it

I have one. A teacher in a school decided to check whether students know anything about religion and Jesus Christ. He asks the students:
- Do you know where Jesus Christ is today?
Tom says: in heaven
Mary adds: in my heart
Little Johnny stands up and shouts: I know where he is - in the bathroom.
Whole class goes silent. Teacher asks little Johnny in surprise: Why do you think so, Johnny?
- Every morning when my father wakes up, he shouts by the bathroom door: Jesus Christ, you're still there!!!

Ah, that's an old one. Captain, I like it, Thank Mr. Bob