The Greatest Story Ever pt.1
I was bored, so i made this little story. If the pohtots are dark just turn your monitors brightness up. This contains explicit and violent material for the purpose of accurate and historical re-enactment.
(steves the pilot, senjayas the co-pilot)

Steve: Gee, sure is a nice day to be flying an ex-CVA 747(concept livery) filled with fireworks, rusty nails, and live hand grenades.
Senjaya: I can't wait to see the look on those orphans faces!

Russian Pilot: Nice day this, American Cockbags! Paka!

Senjaya: uh, boss, what's the company policy of getting shot down?

Steve: Good thing the landing gear still worked, that was a close one.

Steve: Alright, some SAS guys hid 8 years of food supply in the water tower behind us, we'll throw the food packets at people, knock them out, then eat them for eight years.
to be continued???
(steves the pilot, senjayas the co-pilot)

Steve: Gee, sure is a nice day to be flying an ex-CVA 747(concept livery) filled with fireworks, rusty nails, and live hand grenades.
Senjaya: I can't wait to see the look on those orphans faces!

Russian Pilot: Nice day this, American Cockbags! Paka!

Senjaya: uh, boss, what's the company policy of getting shot down?

Steve: Good thing the landing gear still worked, that was a close one.

Steve: Alright, some SAS guys hid 8 years of food supply in the water tower behind us, we'll throw the food packets at people, knock them out, then eat them for eight years.
to be continued???
