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Russian Pilot: Dis is Vepr 1, zee targeet eez een sight, firing meesles! Spokonin Noychen, American Pigdogs!


Senjaya: Quick! Run towards the water tower there bombing!


Senjaya: Let the ladder down! I forgot the password!


Steve: Senjaya! Noooooooooooo! Now I am dooooooooooooomed!

Steve passes out and wakes up on an unknown island near new york...


Steve:What is this place? why is there a coral and wooden plank runway? why do the terminals look so funny? what is a "sim v"? I want to go home!
*Badger runs over, licks Steve on the back of his neck*
Badger: You are home Steve, you are home.

Definitely the strangest story I've seen here...
Refreshingly different.

WTF?

Is someone on a bad trip that we weren't informed about?

Like in #1 LOL

lol TSC just what i was thinking

but mate, can i buy some pot of you?

The story makes sense to me, I mean cmon, some of those shots were hard to take. you try typing a russian accent and then russian words, yeah, that's what I thought. The whole thing spawned with me wanting to do a
umm, doing a shot of the MiG-31.