Fozzer's fascinating news for the day...
King Edward II was murdered in Berkeley Castle in 1327, by having a red-hot poker thrust up his bum*....

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...(leaving no trace)...

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http://www.berkeley-castle.com/history.htmlhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_II_of_England-----------------------------------------------------------------------
*....It was later rumoured that Edward had been killed by the insertion of a piece of copper into his anus (later a red-hot iron rod, as in the supposed murder of Edmund Ironside), supposedly as a deserved end of a homosexual. It also supposedly had the added benefit that it would appear that the king had died a natural death; this is due to the fact that a metal tube was inserted into the rectum first, allowing the iron rod to penetrate the innards without leaving a burn on the anus. This rumour was elaborated in a much later history by Sir Thoma More:
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Paul...with tears in his eyes...

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LOL...!
P.S. ..been to Berkeley castle...
...heard the story...
...left in a hurry...

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