Mounstrous, Oversized Creature Spotted in NY!!
Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 2:42 pm"This is CNN News. Se've just recieved a live story - a large, oversized creature has been spotted in downtown New York. It is classed as being aggressive, dangerous and a risk to life. Lock your doors and windows if you see it coming. We now go live to Chuck Jones, who is onboard the CNN helicopter."
"Yes, thank you Jane, if you look down by that building you can make out the shape of the monster found roaming around Manhattan!"
It is said to be about 4 times, perhaps even 6 - 8 times larger than it's normal, farmyard counterpart, and towers above the public. The military are on their way to deal with it, as we are unsure what damage it is capable of dealing to humans (however earlier it smashed through a neighbourhood, ate a tree and sat on a car) - the monster is on the move, heading towards the Brooklyn Bridge area! There, down on a pier, the military have called out M1A1 tanks to deal with it!
Let's listen in to the conversation onboard the tank...
"Yeah, we're safe over here, surely it can't cross that river.... Private, prepare a few shells, would ya!"
"Sir, we're definately safe over here alright!"
"No...so it may not be able to swim...but it can damn well fly!"
"Sir, pigs don't fly...."
"This one does!!"
"It seems the pig is taking off! We're going to follow it in the helicopter and see where it's going - it's headed towards Kennedy Intl! Could it be a risk to holdiaymakers?
Th-- we've just had a report that Air Force aircraft will come and aim to ward this flying beast away from the airport, and hopefully direct it to land and into a larger-than-life farm outside of the city. Here comes an Air Force aircraft now!"
"It seems the aircraft is intimidating the beast....flying very slowly behind it and making a lot of noise...seems this pig doesn't like that! IT's working - the animal is being directed away from the airport and away, towards the larger-than-life farm!!
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"We've just had a report that the large animal is safely down in the farm. Thanks to the US forces for saving the city!!"
"Yes, thank you Jane, if you look down by that building you can make out the shape of the monster found roaming around Manhattan!"
It is said to be about 4 times, perhaps even 6 - 8 times larger than it's normal, farmyard counterpart, and towers above the public. The military are on their way to deal with it, as we are unsure what damage it is capable of dealing to humans (however earlier it smashed through a neighbourhood, ate a tree and sat on a car) - the monster is on the move, heading towards the Brooklyn Bridge area! There, down on a pier, the military have called out M1A1 tanks to deal with it!
Let's listen in to the conversation onboard the tank...
"Yeah, we're safe over here, surely it can't cross that river.... Private, prepare a few shells, would ya!"
"Sir, we're definately safe over here alright!"
"No...so it may not be able to swim...but it can damn well fly!"
"Sir, pigs don't fly...."
"This one does!!"
"It seems the pig is taking off! We're going to follow it in the helicopter and see where it's going - it's headed towards Kennedy Intl! Could it be a risk to holdiaymakers?
Th-- we've just had a report that Air Force aircraft will come and aim to ward this flying beast away from the airport, and hopefully direct it to land and into a larger-than-life farm outside of the city. Here comes an Air Force aircraft now!"
"It seems the aircraft is intimidating the beast....flying very slowly behind it and making a lot of noise...seems this pig doesn't like that! IT's working - the animal is being directed away from the airport and away, towards the larger-than-life farm!!
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"We've just had a report that the large animal is safely down in the farm. Thanks to the US forces for saving the city!!"
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