Lesson nr. 1: BE PREPARED!
ollroigth, you bunch off wusses, today we're gonna see if you are men or sissies!
Capitain Cabbage is taking us up to 10.000 feet. There you will jump out of this plane, using your parachute, bought by the government from the lowest bidder!
You will have to forgive us our colourful means of transportation... we all know what happend to the C-130 during the last compagny-party... still smells...

Fozzer! I don't wanna see a massacre like last time! stay away from powerlines!

Ozzy! Stay up the right way now! These chute don't react to well on invert flying!

Allright ladies! We're getting at our altitude! Check your gear!

Roight! Green light! There you go ladies! Dave! That light isn't gonna get any greener!

Godammit! SISSIES! Allright, capitain Cabbage ... you know what you're here for! Break wind!

NOW WE'RE TALKING.... BWaaaah... Cabbage man! What the hell have you been eating! That's nasty, even for you!

Serious man, see a doctor...
Next time I need to bring a chute of me own... or a gasmask... no... no talking... just take us down!
...
Right, call HQ... we're gonna need tech troops to cut Ramos and Ben free from that barbed wire.. Jeez...
Sgt. Omag
Capitain Cabbage is taking us up to 10.000 feet. There you will jump out of this plane, using your parachute, bought by the government from the lowest bidder!
You will have to forgive us our colourful means of transportation... we all know what happend to the C-130 during the last compagny-party... still smells...

Fozzer! I don't wanna see a massacre like last time! stay away from powerlines!

Ozzy! Stay up the right way now! These chute don't react to well on invert flying!

Allright ladies! We're getting at our altitude! Check your gear!

Roight! Green light! There you go ladies! Dave! That light isn't gonna get any greener!

Godammit! SISSIES! Allright, capitain Cabbage ... you know what you're here for! Break wind!

NOW WE'RE TALKING.... BWaaaah... Cabbage man! What the hell have you been eating! That's nasty, even for you!

Serious man, see a doctor...
Next time I need to bring a chute of me own... or a gasmask... no... no talking... just take us down!
...
Right, call HQ... we're gonna need tech troops to cut Ramos and Ben free from that barbed wire.. Jeez...
Sgt. Omag

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