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Posted: **Tue Sep 27, 2005 2:21 pm**

Your ex-wife stands on your doorstep...

Your mother-in-law comes over for dinner...

That annoying teacher is about to throw you a surprise-exam...

Your boss walks in on you while you're using the compagnies' bandwith in an everlasting search for really good free porn...

Pete rings to discuss the future of simv and how you would contribute in that...

Your tax-letter arrives...

It's time to GET OUT! and fast!

Call 555 - O - FART!

Omag's- Fast Areal Rescue Team!

Our stylish arrival is only a call away!

We have a sense for drama!

We don't care about noise-abatement!

We bring our own "powertools"

Check your insurrance for roof-landing-cover!

We come in fast, don't think but act and shoot anything that doesn't look like you or wears a short skirt!

Call now!

Your future may depend on it!

Kris

CEO of O-FART

( Omag enterprises would like to thank the city of Gloucester for it's unvoluntary cooperation... no bricks were harmed during the making of this commercial)

Posted: **Tue Sep 27, 2005 2:53 pm**

Brilliant scenery I WANNIT now! Gloucester, you said? Nice shots, very real-looking...

I think your company has a lot of potential too... do you babysit?

Posted: **Tue Sep 27, 2005 3:00 pm**

Got to agree with Krigl Omag. Sometimes your shots are as crisp and real as it gets. Awesome scenery, awesome shots..I don't know how you come up with totally original stuff so regularly. Great piece of action! :)

Posted: **Tue Sep 27, 2005 4:04 pm**

LOL I think you might have found a big 'gap in the market' lol
But what do you guys do when 'that feeling' is twice as bad? I mean: WHEN YOUR MOTHER IN LAW IS WEARING A SHORT SKIRT?! :o

Posted: **Tue Sep 27, 2005 4:09 pm**

Scenery at avsim!

and pigeon... I think we'll need nightvision goggles in your case! lol!

Posted: **Tue Sep 27, 2005 4:39 pm**

Posted: **Wed Sep 28, 2005 1:16 am**

Must Listen to A-team song ! ! !

Posted: **Wed Sep 28, 2005 1:27 am**

This is excellent Omag. A great story & wonderful crisp shots. That scenery looks fantastic.

Your boss walks in on you while you're using the compagnies' bandwith in an everlasting search for really good free porn...

Not likely in my case as my office computer was not connected to the Internet. ::)

Posted: **Wed Sep 28, 2005 1:33 am**

lol

superb shots omag and that scenery really is something

wonderful..

Posted: **Wed Sep 28, 2005 3:27 am**

Lovely shots Kris...and hilarious advertisement

Posted: **Wed Sep 28, 2005 7:26 am**

Does your team also take drunk people home from the pub?

Posted: **Wed Sep 28, 2005 7:42 am**

Theres something in the air...oh no Fart

Posted: **Wed Sep 28, 2005 8:18 am**

Theres something in the air...oh no Fart

Dammit, I called the number and have been on hold for an hour!! Gettin' tired of hearing the "A-Team" theme...now the call-waiting's beeping... it's the office, i know it... HAAALLLPPP!!!

Posted: **Wed Sep 28, 2005 10:46 am**

Does your team also take drunk people home from the pub?

hmmm... we tried that once... no good... we were trapped by that short-skirted waitress...

Rottydaddy...

Press the red phone icon on your cellular if you need help urgently... ;D

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