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...repair your engine in flight.

Step 1: Hand over controls to your lovely copilot.


Step 2: Climb into the back and carefully open the door.


Step 3: Step down on to the float and carefully close the door.


Step 4: Walk forward towards the engine, but be careful when stepping over the wing spar.


Step 5:  CAREFULLY open the engine cover


Step 6:  Make your repairs, close the engine cover, and carefully make your way back to the rear of the aircraft.


Step 7:  Carefully open the door, and climb in


Step 8: Close the door.


The Final Step: Climb back into your seat and resume control.


**WARNING**  THESE INSTRUCTIONS ARE INTENDED ONLY FOR FLIGHT SIMULATOR AND THE INCREDIBLY STUPID.  FOR THE LATTER, I ACCEPT NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANY INJURIES YOUR STUPID ATTEMPTS TO REPAIR YOUR AIRCRAFT MAY CAUSE

L M A O!!!!

You never saw Never Cry Wolf did you?!

There's a scene where this bush pilot (flying an incredibly beat up Beaver) has his engine stop in mid-flight.  To start it, he has to open the door, lean out and bang on something while his terrified passenger is holding the yoke.

Very funny. If this would happen to me as a passenger, I'd never fly again.

Crash

How much drag do you think a human body would cause?  ;D

LOL!! This is nice...especially the footer

Man! I love this one! Look at the slightly worried look on the co-pilots face!  ;D

That's great! I'll remember this when I next lose no.4 on a 747.

Oh! Just a question... what do you do if the plane doesn't have floats? I don't think the 747 has.

...and by the way, I noticed you sustained some tail damage on takeoff - must have been a reef or a beaver or something - better get aft and check it out!

excellent jakemaster..that's a blast..lol