[IL-2:FB] A pilot's job...
Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2004 9:04 amTen things that a Luftwaffe pilot has to do once in a while...
1st:
...shoot the cr*p out of enemy bombers before the tail gunner gets him.
2nd:
..watching out for not being hit by debris of the enemy aircraft.
3rd:
...making some Russians burn their a$$es.
4th:
...driving his personal mechanic insane by letting a tailgunner hit his oil cooler.
5th:
...trying to compete with the enemy in the "Who has the longest smoke trail" contest. The guy in the background is just preparing his opponent for that contest.
6th:
...proving that the quality of russian planes is not that good by using some tools. 20mm preferred.
7th:
...proving that his face is stronger than the window glass of his aircraft.
8th:
...playing with a Russian pilot and taking the role of the victim voluntarily.
9th:
...letting the Russian win.
10th:
...doing some running in order to stay fit.
Hope you liked and laughed.
Silent.
1st:
...shoot the cr*p out of enemy bombers before the tail gunner gets him.
2nd:
..watching out for not being hit by debris of the enemy aircraft.
3rd:
...making some Russians burn their a$$es.
4th:
...driving his personal mechanic insane by letting a tailgunner hit his oil cooler.
5th:
...trying to compete with the enemy in the "Who has the longest smoke trail" contest. The guy in the background is just preparing his opponent for that contest.
6th:
...proving that the quality of russian planes is not that good by using some tools. 20mm preferred.
7th:
...proving that his face is stronger than the window glass of his aircraft.
8th:
...playing with a Russian pilot and taking the role of the victim voluntarily.
9th:
...letting the Russian win.
10th:
...doing some running in order to stay fit.
Hope you liked and laughed.
Silent.
Some cool things there that aren't possible in CFS3. Especially the way those little bombs are falling in #1. Cool!