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I have been hearing some rumour around the west coast of a guy riding around in leathers and stopping in every restaurant to sample "what's cookin".....First stop to find the "Invisible Foz" was LAX.......nobody around to even ask about it.....the place looked like a ghost town......Has this mystery man scared everyone away ?

If you're looking for a guy riding around in leather chaps in Calafornia, you're going to have a tough time. That's like finding a needle in a hay stack. Well I don't think Fozzer has a moustach so that may be a start. lol
Oh yea, nich shots too.

Hi Ken...!
...never fear, Foz is here... ...!
Just "popped" down from 'Frisco on highway 101, on my super-bike to Los Angeles... ...!
Hid the bike, 'cos the LAPD don't like us English super-bike chaps. We always look as though we are going much too fast all the time... ...!
Borrowed a 1940's Indian motorcycle so as to blend in with all the other Harley riders... ...!
..which included the necessary disguise... ...!
..and popped into KLAX restaurant for a nice cup of tea and a biscuit, as we do... ...!



...note the wig and the stick-on moustach...cool or what... ...!
...and what about the LAPD "shades"?..WOW...!



LOL...LOL...LOL...!

Cheers all... ...!
Paul.
(England).

As disguises go I'd say it rates along side Inspector Clouseau Paul.......

You guys are hilarious........this is fun !

didn't know that german breweries have airplanes. maybe for paradropping some beer-survival-packs. would be a nice idea....:9

cheers,ATI (*goesandgetshimselfabeer* )

didn't know that german breweries have airplanes. maybe for paradropping some beer-survival-packs. would be a nice idea....:9

cheers,ATI (*goesandgetshimselfabeer* )

Hi ATI...!
Do you know what... ...!
I've been looking at your reply for days now, and saying to myself.."What is ATI on about? What have pictures of Los Angeles Airport and Indian motorcycles got to do with German Breweries and beer survival packs, etc..."

...suddenly spotted it today... ...!
Your beady eyes have noticed the words "Warsteiner" on the fusalague of the aeroplane.
It's obviously some obscure beer making establishment deep in the heart of Germany...who apparently have their own aeroplane... ....!
Well spotted... ...!

Cheers mate.. ...!
Paul....ditched the Indian, back on my super bikes... ...!
(England)

...suddenly spotted it today... ...!
Your beady eyes have noticed the words "Warsteiner" on the fusalague of the aeroplane.
It's obviously some obscure beer making establishment deep in the heart of Germany...who apparently have their own aeroplane... ....!
Well spotted... ...!

it seems that good ol' foz' is getting old,huh?

it seems that good ol' foz' is getting old,huh?

...don't remind me.... ...!
Your time will come, one day.... ...!

LOL...LOL...LOL...!

Cheers mate... ...!
Paul....going back to sleep...ZZZzzzz... ...!
(England).

My beady eyes noticed the word "fusalague"

Is that a new English term for fuselage ?

My beady eyes noticed the word "fusalague"

Is that a new English term for fuselage ?

...I'll come over there and Fuse your flippin' Lage for you if you keep pickin' holes in my spelling... ...!
..and I'll get my mate Ozzy to help me... ...!

LOL...LOL...LOL...!

Cheers mate... ...!
Paul.
(England).

P.S...my spell checker* got completely confused by it, whichever way it was spelt...(not spelled)... ...!
LOL...!

Gee, I wish I could remember which forum, which thread, and how long ago where I saw someone put down in writing how many times things get checked before posting......but then I don't think that would be the Amazin' Foz who had done that.....nah, not that great Grampa of grammar..........

.........so says Ken as he turns and runs down to the dungeon........" Ozzy's on his wayyyyyayyy"  " Foz is on his wayyyyyyayyyy...."...........gotta hide quick.....Napalm smells pretty distinct in the morning......

Napalm? I promised Wendy I wouldn't napalm your house Ken. So instead Fozzer and myself will cruise over on our bad boy bikes, or maybe leap into our trusty biplanes and drop marmalade all over your house instead
Sticky

Ozzy

Napalm? I promised Wendy I wouldn't napalm your house Ken. So instead Fozzer and myself will cruise over on our bad boy bikes, or maybe leap into our trusty biplanes and drop marmalade all over your house instead
Sticky

Ozzy

Marmalade on toast...?
Marmalade on Ken...?
Marmalade on toast...?
Marmalade on Ken...?

....SORTED, no contest..... ...!
...Jars of Robertson's, Thick Cut, Gollywog, at the ready.. ...!

LOL...LOL...LOL...!

Note the determined expression..
...and the jars of marmalade in my handbag, to the left... ...!


Cheers both... ...!
Paul.
(England).

Long live the Gollywog !  ;D......I remember it fondly from my kiddie days and hope its not going to pass into obscurity  :( , so if you are gonna get me with something like that, I'd be honoured to take the Robertsons.....


Come and find me if you can...........I was thinkin of gettin' some Egg'nChips ready for your arrival, but thats out now.............I'll only leave the smell in the air..........HA ! ! !  8)  8)