Ladies and gentlemen.... We’ll be landing as soon as we get closer to the ground.
Sorry about the bumpy landing...
It’s not the co-pilot’s fault.. 
It’s the Asphalt!. As you may already know, we have hit our destination. 
Folks!.. It has been great having you fly with us today. We hope you enjoyed giving us your (Bravery Confidence and Trust) as much as we enjoyed taking you for a free ride.
Once again Thank you and remember, " Airventures Paradise.” Just Keeping Smiley,
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We are currently recruiting people to clean the aircraft. If you wish to volunteer then please stand before we have come to a stop.
Last one off the plane get to drink all you want " COLD BEER”.
No.. YOU!!!.... 
GET OFF the plane 
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