"What do you think captain, he going to be on time this trip?"
'My guess is no! Has he ever been on time?'
"Good point sir."

'I've really got to ask him about the sub though, and tell those Navy escorts I'll indeed give them a wide birth!'
"Aye aye captain!"

'Dad gummit!, did or did I not tell that boy to be on the pad by dawn?
Don't answer that! Look at all these boats and planes, can't he go a month without the parties?'
"Captain remember what your Mrs. said about... "
'I know...prepare to get underway.'
"Aye aye captain."

'You know I'm going to have to rip him a new one?'
"Aye"

...one hour later...
Holy...I'm so late! I know the captain is going to rip me a new one! He makes those 'Deadliest Catch' captains look like a bunch kindergartners! This ain't going to help his blood pressure any!

Almost there. Sure glad I didn't over do the wobbly pop this weekend. This headache should go away as soon as I'm up in the air.
(voice over radio)...'winds aloft are...'

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