Get over yourself

So you'd just do the annying average looking female soldier or the fat chick in the disco that already had her hand near my crotch without me actually willing to even talk to her or the one that looked better when I was drunk.
The occasions on which I was glad to pass. I don't know what's wrong with me, but I always get the less appealing ones, exceptions being my last two girlfriends.
Or even better post some pictures of yourself which some of your 'more aesthetically pleasing' conquests...
You can have pictures of myself in here or the mugshots thread or whereever else. As for my "more aesthetically pleasing conquests", there's got to be a pic of me and my last girlfriend around here somewhere.
If you're good, you'd find it yourself.
My guess is the issue here is would they sleep with you, rather than vice versa

Nice line.
But since the "sleeping with me" part is just a small part of a much more complicated puzzle, I'm simply to lazy to put my energy into a game in which I'm not even sure I'll get my pleasure out of.