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Posted: **Sun Jul 02, 2006 3:18 pm**

We found this litttle guy today in our garage

A little closer shot

Posted: **Sun Jul 02, 2006 3:21 pm**

Looks like a wood turtle... pretty rare nowadays in these parts. Oddly enough, I saw a roadkilled turtle on my way back from the airport today... it was sad; I like turtles.

Posted: **Sun Jul 02, 2006 6:10 pm**

Looks like a wood turtle... pretty rare nowadays in these parts. Oddly enough, I saw a roadkilled turtle on my way back from the airport today... it was sad; I like turtles.

I saw a flat squirrel when I was walking the dog. Talk about roadkill...it was paper thin!

Posted: **Sun Jul 02, 2006 6:28 pm**

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I saw a flat squirrel when I was walking the dog.

Posted: **Sun Jul 02, 2006 6:49 pm**

I always wanted to see what a turtle looked like without it's shell, prolly like a lizard.

Something horribly like an abortion I should imagine.

Posted: **Sun Jul 02, 2006 7:47 pm**

Something horribly like an abortion I should imagine.

Probably cause the shell is part of them. Cartoons make people think that turtle shells are like sea shells making turtles like hermit crabs. Well people, TURTLES ARENT CRABS!

Posted: **Sun Jul 02, 2006 8:33 pm**

I always wanted to see what a turtle looked like without it's shell, prolly like a lizard.

I always wondered if a turtle without it's shell would be homeless or naked!

Posted: **Mon Jul 03, 2006 12:45 am**

I always wanted to see what a turtle looked like without it's shell, prolly like a lizard.

Like this of course

It was a funny movie, 'Over the Hedge'

Posted: **Tue Jul 04, 2006 4:59 am**

im glad this thread has turned into a thread about roadkill

:-/

Posted: **Tue Jul 04, 2006 6:07 am**

While on that subject, i saw a dead squirrel down my street that got runover by a reindeer
coming home from our house christmas eve
you can say theres no such thing as santa
but as for me and grandpa we believe
dun dun
grandma got run over by a reinder!

Posted: **Tue Jul 04, 2006 8:34 am**

Wood Turtles...>>>

http://www.dnr.state.wi.us/Org/land/er/ ... turtle.htm

But my all-time favourites are these fantastic chaps..>>>

The TORTOISES...!!!

http://www.buyatortoise.info/

Cheers all...!

My Mum and Dad always kept Tortioses as pets...

...!

Posted: **Tue Jul 04, 2006 10:44 am**

i hit a bird while driving the other day.....feathers everywhere.

hmmm roadkill pie. good cheap meal....if you don't mind having patterned meat:P

Posted: **Tue Jul 04, 2006 10:58 am**

i hit a bird while driving the other day.....feathers everywhere.

hmmm roadkill pie. good cheap meal....if you don't mind having patterned meat:P

Nah, that's when you call that a birdstrike!

Posted: **Tue Jul 04, 2006 11:06 am**

The Roadkill Cafe

You Kill'em, We Grill'em

The Roadkill Cafe Menu

A Taste of the Wild Side

Squirrel Kabobs $ 150.00 Ground Gopher Casserole $ 35.00
Prairie Dog on a Stick $ 5.00 Grizzly Tenderloin $ 2000.00
Bumper Bambi Fon Dou $ 500.00 Refried Raccoon $ 175.00
Marinated Moose $ 6500.00 Woodchuck Chops $ 100.00
Antelope Steak $ 175.00 Bullfrog Benidict $ 4.00
Fried Ferret $ 12.00 Poodles and Noodles $ 18.00
Lion Lasagne $ 2800.00 Baked Beaver $ 8.00
Porcupine Pizza $ 22.00 Skunk Salad $ 10.00
Toad Tortillas $ 7.00 Badger Burger $ 25.00
Armadillo Al'La'King $ 14.00 Llama Loaf $ 165.00
Roasted Rabbit with Chunks of Chipmunk Stew $ 85.00

Canine Cusine

Slab of Lab $ 25.00 Pit Bull Pot Pie $ 14.00
Cocker Cutlets $ 12.00 Shar-Pei Filet $ 17.00
Collie Hit by a Trollie $ 23.00 Snippet of Whippet $ 18.00
German Shepherd Pie $ 20.00 Round of Hound $ 15.00

* You'll eat like a hog when you taste our dog *
GUESS THAT MESS
A Daily Special Treat
If you can guess what it is

You Eat it for FREE
* all prices reflect cost of vehicle repairs *
* all meals served with Wildabeast won-tons and a pitcher of Miller Lite *

And The Roadkill Cookbook

*Squirrel Kabobs - Grill chunks of squirrel over medium heat. Next prepare a desired selection of vegetables.Place chunks of squirrel and vegetables on a desired number of skewers and place on grill.Grill until vegetables are done.The result is a kabob above all kabobs.

*Prairie Dog on a stick - Carefully skin and gut prairie dog. Next prepare batter by taking 8 crushed crackers mixed with 3 beaten eggs.Dip prairie dog into batter then dip into a fryer set at 350 degrees.Cook until golden brown.

*Roasted Rabbit with chunks of Chipmunk Stew - First prepare rabbit by slowly roasting it in an oven set at 325 degrees and roast for 1 and 1/2 hours. Next slice chipmunk into 1 in. squares then fry over low heat.Next prepare a selected variety of vegetables.Chop vegetables and saute over low heat for 5 minutes or until brown.When vegetables and chipmunk slices are thoroughly cooked place in a bowl and add 1 packet of brown gravy mix.Next add 1 and 1/2 cups of water to bowl and simmer over medium heat.Stir until thickend.When rabbit is done roasting place it onto a large platter.Next take the bowl of chipmunk slices and vegetables mixed with the brown gravy and pour over rabbit.Now you may finally sit down and enjoy.

Posted: **Tue Jul 04, 2006 11:36 am**

Thanks, Theis...

...!

I've printed it out, and stuck it to the 'fridge door...

Useful tips for tomorrows dins....

I particularly fancy... Canine Cusine....

Pit Bull Pot Pie.

Cooked very slowly in my gas oven...

...!

Paul...

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