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[Woodlouse2002]

"Hmmmm.... Curious..."

[Romulus111VADT]

Bet ole Fred Flintstone never tried to stop a car at 200mph with his big ole bare Freddy feet. Man these are some damned good shoes!

[eno]

Peter Perfect looses his Penelope Puller and joins the Ant Hill Mob.

[cspyro21]

"The Stig" from Top Gear finally meets his motoring match.

[Jimbo]

"Its her fault...!"

[Woodlouse2002]

"Somethings up. My knees arn't usually this cold when driving..."

[Craig.]

I've just been looking into this accident.
Happend at Laguna Seca at a historic meet. The driver is apparently a ferrari importer from holland or somewhere in that region. He was going through turn 6 rather slowly and hit a patch of oil the car hit the barrier the wheel got caught and as the car spun it just snapped the nose off. The interesting thing about this is, the car is the same 1999 ferrari Schumacher broke his leg in at Silverstone, although that was caused by something completely differant. There is no way this should have been able to happen because an F1 car is all one shell. Ferrari rushed it back to italy and a rather annoyed Ross Brawn was left unable to explain what had caused it. Haven't been able to find a follow up on his teams findings. But you know when the top dog is having to deal with some rich guys toy, something is up.


See me personally, I think the guy just tried driving it through Digbeth here in Brum. He stopped at a red light, and that is the result.

[igs942]

"To level the F1 playing field, the governing body impose a new rule which states Michael Schumacher must race with half a car....sideways!"

[Mynameisnemo]

See me personally, I think the guy just tried driving it through Digbeth here in Brum. He stopped at a red light, and that is the result.

I thought along the same lines there,

[61_OTU]

How about this....

Felipe Massa denies press speculation that his Ferrari is less well prepared than Schumi's in the run up to the championship decider

[ poor mock italian accent ]"Is not true, my car is an advanced prototype using only two wheels to reduce pit stop time. Ferrari have always given me full backing, they are just a bit short in the fronting"[ /poor mock italian accent ]

[mtnbkr41]

Damn I hate these new front wheel drive F1 cars!

[Woodlouse2002]

"Reasons for Shumachers decision to retire are made apparent at the unveiling of Ferrari's 2007 F1 car."

[ozzy72]

This new air-conditioning is freezing my b*llocks

[eno]

"I really think I should leg it now !!!"

"When they said you can put your foot to the floor, I didn't realise that they ment it literally!!"

[Lazerbeak]

I got a few:

"Damn these new weight-saving techniques!"

"The labour strike at Ferrari's Formula-1 factory is beginning to show some negative consequences in their performance."

"Oh dear. I can't imagine this being very efficient."