My Girl.......

[Mees]

Tsk, he isn't a pimp, I'm a pimp!


Cheers Theis the pimp!

these to chicks in the background are HOT!

[Theis]

Yea, the first 1-2 months you can't do anything wrong!
You can 3rd degreeburn her littlebrother, and her only respond is: Isn't that cute?  ;D

[Mees]

Yea, the first 1-2 months you can't do anything wrong!
You can 3rd degreeburn her littlebrother, and her only respond is: Isn't that cute?  ;D

thanks for the tip

[Cobra]

didn't realise you were a pimp cobra
Alas I am now bored with single life, but for some reason I have little to no courage to ask the one girl I like at work out.
Plus it goes against my no work mates rule.

HAHA i was once...then i woke up

Screw that rule Craig, if it feels good do it! Anyway you shouldnt have to ask her out, should be the other way around, if you get your biatches trained up  ;D

I reckon we should start up a thread for each of our girlfriends, possibly a 0-10 poll, or am i just sounding incredibly sexist now

[Mees]

i'll fire one up:

here are some details....

Her name is W.e.n.d.e.l.i.e.n.(otherwise her girlfriends can google her name, they don't really like me anymore), yes it's dutch.
she's oficially declared as the most beautiful girl in first grade and she's a bit smaller than i am, about 3 CM, wich is a good thing.....

And she's wearing that sweet parfum, Gucci Rush.


Hmmmmmmm.................

[Theis]

And...?

Have you kissed her yet?

When will she become Missus Mayer/Mess/Buff/Unkown Artist?

Will you 3rd degree burn her littlebrother?

[Felix/FFDS]

Not the single ones.

Take my tip & enjoy the single life while you can.

hagar - I just have TWO reasons why I'm glad that at some point you chose to forego the single life.....  :)

[Mees]

And...?

1 Have you kissed her yet?

2 When will she become Missus Mayer/Mess/Buff/Unkown Artist?

3 Will you 3rd degree burn her littlebrother?

1 Yes, her lips are so sweet, it's like kissing water....

2 When the world explodes

3 Of course, if it will do good.....

[Theis]

1 Yes, her lips are so sweet, it's like kissing water....

2 When the world explodes

3 Of course, if it will do good.....

1. I have tried kissing water.. it feels... wet!

2. Now where did i store that C4..?

3. I have some gasoline next to the C4, you wanna borrow some?

[Mees]

oh shit, i haven't read good, you said 3rd degreeburn, no i will kick special-treat him when coming in when i'm kissing water, but no i won't laser him

[Katahu]

Hey, I'm single too and I'm enjoying it.

[Mees]

I have tried kissing water.. it feels... wet!

alright, alright. it's like kissing something made out of rubber and rubbed with great, so, soft lips.

[Boomtown Rat]

Single life is pretty great, unlike the people who think they can keep a relationship up in high school... Even if they do manage it, you'll eventually have to part ways when you go to uni.

Oh well, I am a tad of a female-loner, despite the fact I know of at least a few that like me.

[lilley91]

The single life certainly is less complicated, but i love being with my girlfriend!  it just feel like there is nothing wrong in my life at all, its just awsome!

but then again, if you mis a birthday then your in the sh**er!  luckily i remebered hers today!  With mine tomorro i dont think im likely to forget her birthday any time soon.

cheers
james

PS. My birthday is tommorro!! 15 finally!!  It is currently 22:27 my time!!   woooooo

school will be fun tommorro!!!

[Cobra]

Happy b'day dude

LOL i reckon age is the problem with my girlfriend, im 17, shes 15  :-[ , i would class myself as immature but god she takes the meaning of the word to new heights. From all the bit&*ng im sure you can guess the end is near, just deciding how Always tough  ;D