Give me the snow and ice anytime

Our Andrew is the snow and ice expert with his DH Beaver trips in the cold, dark, depths of Alaska....

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Me...

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A sun-kissed, South Sea Island, with clear blue water gently lapping at the golden sands, and a couple of Polynesian babes with dark brown eyes and skimpy grass skirts, fanning me with Palm leaves, whilst I sip a can of ice cold Fosters Special Brew.... 8-)...!
Choices...

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....Stick a broom handle into the prop of that noisy DH Beaver, apply some more sun cream, and pass me another can, sweetie...

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LOL..... [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif]....!
Paul.... 8-)...!