Most people think that flying a plane is dangerous, except pilots because they know how easy it is. Arguing with a pilot is like wrestling with a pig in the mud, after a while you begin to think the pig likes it.
I've been banned for being an ill mannered imbecile with all the charm of a cocaine snorting Rottweiler. I have difficulty seeing due to the massive floppy pink appendage growing out of my forehead and flopping in front of my eyes!