Watch this, and the rest will make sense.
I've looked up and down the list on the main page, and have decided that this is the closest category.
Back in the late '50s I remember watching some adults hanging out together building TUBE radio controlled model airplanes.
They were nice enough to a little kid, but it was obvious, even to me, that all I knew about airplanes was that they flew high in the sky.
Then one day I saw a plastic, line controlled, P40 airplane in a store. It took a while to save up and buy it. The dog gone thing was probably $10 or $12!
When I got it home I discovered that I couldn't fly it. For one reason I had no fuel! AND I needed a big battery just to start it.
Flying airplanes, obviously, was more involved than I had known!
Since it was going to take 2 or 3 weeks to get what I needed, I did the next best thing.
I took it completely apart. I mean EVEN the little motor!
To some kids, like me, that was fun too.
When I had everything together to fly it, I found I was still missing a couple of more things!
Like HOW? Oh, I could start the engine. But then what?
Not wanting to look foolish, I had waited until no one was home to see me mess up.
Yeah. Real Leave it to Beaver type of a kid.
BUT! But flying a line controlled airplane single handedly can be done.
Maybe not well. But it can be done.
Start it, hold the hand control in the left hand, and the planes in the right hand.
Gently toss it away from you AND MOVE BACK AS FAST AS ALL GET OUT!!!
OK. So more often than not, it just goes into a vertical loop, twisting the string together. Eventually the fuel runs out.
But with practice I got it to go in a circle. And that is where I learned the OTHER things about flying in circles.
On one side I had a garage. OK. Gota fly high to miss that.
On the opposite side were some BIG bushes. Almost trees in height. OK. Gota go under on that side.
Lots of crashes.
We lived on a quiet Street. (until I started flying gas fed model airplane engines, that is)
Plenty of space.
Well. Why not. The street isn't usually busy. Right?
So here's a kid spinning around in the street, with something whizzing around and making a lot of noise.
Did I ever tell you how stupid people can be!
Don't those people driving cars know that I can't do ANYTHING until the fuel runs out!!!!!!!!
Life is full of little lessons.