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Jutland

Posted:
Wed May 31, 2006 11:57 am
by ozzy72
Well 90 years ago today the greatest sea battle of WWI was fought. Both sides claimed victory. The British lost more men and ships but the Germans never again had a large naval engagement on the high seas....
And amazingly Britains oldest man is a survivor of this battle!
Re: Jutland

Posted:
Wed May 31, 2006 1:06 pm
by Theis
And it was a danish fishing boat that started the battle!

Re: Jutland

Posted:
Wed May 31, 2006 1:49 pm
by ozzy72
By Royal Decree all British and German SimV members are now allowed to marmalade Theis 'cos it is his fault

Re: Jutland

Posted:
Wed May 31, 2006 1:52 pm
by Souichiro
Yessur!
Is it allowed to leave the Marmelade in the glass jars when hurling it towards the Danish one?
Re: Jutland

Posted:
Wed May 31, 2006 3:19 pm
by ozzy72
No glass! Someone will get cut and I'm all out of elastoplast!
Re: Jutland

Posted:
Wed May 31, 2006 4:01 pm
by TSC.
Can we throw marmalade in jars if we pop a complimentary plaster in the jar?
Curious,
TSC.
Re: Jutland

Posted:
Wed May 31, 2006 4:04 pm
by ozzy72
No! But you could put a load of marmalade in a balloon as a non-dangerous but very stick weapon

Re: Jutland

Posted:
Wed May 31, 2006 4:53 pm
by TSC.
I'll go & get a funnel from Halfords - anybody else want one while i'm there?

TSC.
Re: Jutland

Posted:
Wed May 31, 2006 5:54 pm
by Souichiro
Can we make a huge ball of styrofoam with marmelade and feathers?
Re: Jutland

Posted:
Thu Jun 01, 2006 1:29 am
by H
And it was a danish fishing boat that started the battle!

Not so surprising since the old "Jute Land" comprises the major, mainland portion of Denmark; notice, on a map of the North Sea, that it rather sticks out like a sore thumb?

Re: Jutland

Posted:
Thu Jun 01, 2006 2:02 am
by myshelf
that "main land" is actually an island, cut off from the continent by the north-east-sea-channel
does that make it an amputated sore thumb?
Re: Jutland

Posted:
Thu Jun 01, 2006 2:32 am
by Theis
Actually, Jutland is a Halfisland..

Re: Jutland

Posted:
Thu Jun 01, 2006 3:38 am
by ozzy72
Jutland is a Halfisland
A peninsular

Re: Jutland

Posted:
Thu Jun 01, 2006 5:01 am
by Theis
A peninsular

Yea, whatever::) you know what i mean!

Re: Jutland

Posted:
Thu Jun 01, 2006 5:18 am
by ozzy72
Only because the Hungarian word for peninsular happens to mirror translate into English as half-island
