The Famous Small Garden Animals of History Debate

[Hagar]

Well, I do my best. I keep tellin' 'em I'm the one that's normal but I have a sneakin' feeling they don't believe me. My concience is clear. What more can I do?

[Craig.]

Landmines in their yard? Get new neighbours that way. when you get new neighbours and they ask what happened to the last lot, you just smile and wink. That way they will not talk to you, so you dont have to worry whos right

[Hagar]

I don't like to do that. I have all these animals in my back garden to think about. The noise of them landmines going off at all hours would probably startle them & that would never do.

[Craig.]

I don't like to do that. I have all these animals in my back garden to think about. The noise of them landmines going off at all hours would probably startle them & that would never do.

LMAO

[Hagar]

Well after all that it might be a good idea to get this thread back on topic. That's if I can figure out what the topic was in the first place. Will seems to have posted it for me & left me to it. I find the subject line confusing as it's open to several different interpretations I never was too sure what it actually means.

The Famous Small Garden Animals of History Debate
Now does that mean a debate about famous small garden animals of history or a famous debate about aforesaid historical animals? I must confess to being a tad confused as I can't think of any famous historical garden animals offhand. Are these supposed to be real -life historical animals or famous garden animals of a fictional nature? I was thinking more along the lines of Mr. Toad, Ratty & Mole but I'm not too sure they would be classed as garden animals. Then there's Winnie the Pooh & Yogi Bear but I think the same applies to them. I'm sure you can see my predicament here.

Will, if you're out there I could do with some help.

[Smoke2much]

Well specifically it was about whether various people were moles, ferrets or other small garden animals and should we bother debating it.

For example:

Stalin - Rat
Mr Blairs' Wifes' paternal Grandfather - Ferret

Etcetera

PS it doesn't seem so funny after the last five pages

[Hagar]

Ah. Welcome back Will.

Thanks for clearing that up for me. I obviously got the wrong end of the stick, as usual. I suppose that my fox could be classed as quite famous now as a lot more people know about it since reading this thread. Whether it's historical or not I have no way of knowing as I never thought to ask how old it is.

[town]

Maybe a bit late in the day but you could use plain and simple wee wee (big cat is best but your own works aswell apparently).

[Craig.]

Yes Doug go out and pee in your back yard, that'll take you back a few years i bet Then watch as your neighbours really do have you carted off by the crazy squad
Great suggestion Town

[Hagar]

LOL I think that peeing in my garden would give my neighbours the best chance they will ever have to get rid of me.

Thanks for the tip. I might try it if the electronic gizmo doesn't work. Whether my own pee will do less damage to my lawn than that fox is debatable.

[TacitBlue]

I thought you wanted to get rid of the fox because of pee, is more pee really the answer?