Snakes on a plane . . .

. . . are one thing, but plushy crocodiles?
Story here.
Sigh. Makes me wonder why some people find it so hard to follow simple instructions when they go on flights.
"Ma'am, we're sorry, but we need you to move your stuffed croc. It is blocking the emergency exit."
"No! Snappy gets claustrophobic when he's put in the luggage compartment or under the seat."
"Ma'am, Snappy needs to be properly stowed before we can take off. In his current location, he poses a safety hazard."
"Safety hazard? Safety hazard! I'll show you a safety hazard! Kill, Snappy, kill!"
Assault by plushy ensues.
Story here.
Sigh. Makes me wonder why some people find it so hard to follow simple instructions when they go on flights.
"Ma'am, we're sorry, but we need you to move your stuffed croc. It is blocking the emergency exit."
"No! Snappy gets claustrophobic when he's put in the luggage compartment or under the seat."
"Ma'am, Snappy needs to be properly stowed before we can take off. In his current location, he poses a safety hazard."
"Safety hazard? Safety hazard! I'll show you a safety hazard! Kill, Snappy, kill!"
Assault by plushy ensues.